It’s finally happened. I have fallen in love with one of my readers, that header picture isn’t of her. The only problem is that her email has the word tranny in it, but she is hot, 18 and from Poland. She’s a virgin an told me she wants to have my baby. I don’t know if trannies can have my baby, but I am willing to try because she looks so good that even if she was a tranny, I could look past that. I keep having visions of me living in a shit whole in eastern Europe, rockin’ a wife beater and listening polka music, eating potatoes, while she does my laundry in the sink and we talk about how the war has changed us….
Either way, my site and my computer have Aids. I haven’t figured out who gave it to who, but I can only blame Magic Johnson.
Here are my links:
O Face or Dancing With the Stars Face?
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Amanda puts her legs behind her head…Because she can!
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Watch the New Kim Kardashian Trailer then Buy the Movie with 1 Hour More Footage of Her Getting Fucked
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Some Dude Cums From a Lap Dance Video
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Kate Moss in a See Through Dress
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Britney Buys a Benz in a See Through Shirt
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Dog the Bounty Hunter’s New Job
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Miranda here is trying to “make it” in the modeling industry…
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Some Hot Chick Named Juliana Martins Does a Photoshoot for Zink Magazine…This is the VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hayden Panettiere in Some Yoga Pants….
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Some Amazing Teen on Camera
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Some Dude Gets His Eye Tattooed
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A Book Oprah Recommended Turns Out to have Been Written By a White Supremacist
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Goldie Hawn is a Fucking Wreck Who I’d Still Fuck
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J.Lo’s Pregnancy Confirmation Video Because You’re a Closet J.Lo Fan….
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Justin Timberlake Singed This Youtube Singin Slut to His Label, She’d Be Better Off Doing the Soulja Boy Dance, Like Everyone Else…I Wish My Life Was That Easy….
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Some Arab Driver Rolls Down the Highway on 2 Wheels
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Nicole Kidman is Pretty Scary Looking…
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Gemma Atkinson has Huge Tits in Lingerie
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Lookin’ Good in some Ad
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Some Male Phone Sex Operators Viral
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Kellie Picker’s Fake Tits at the CMA’s
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Some Christina Ricci in Red Lookin Good
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3 Chicks Take a Bath Together
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Amazing Race Star Naked!!!
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Some Chick from the Office Singing About Pussy and Posing in Vintage Lingerie
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Rumer Willis Lookin’ Ugly with Cleavage Because That’s the Only Look She Knows….
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Irv Gotti Runs a Record Label and Talks About How The Internet is Fucking Him Up the Ass
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Jay-Z’s Roc Boys Video
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Exclusive Pics of Conan Hanging With His Stalker
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Remember Kim Kardashian is in Playboy
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Nothing Says Classy Like a Champagne Cork to the Balls…
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Drunken Bellyflop Off The Roof and To The Ground
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The Whore Stewardess Who Banged Ralph Fiennes in the Plane Got Cast in “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”…So Remember Girls, All It Takes to Be Famous is to Bang an Actor in a Plane
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Tom Cruise Paid Katie Holmes 600 Million Dollars to be His Wife…That’s Not a Very Good Deal….I Think She’s Only Worth About $5
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Shakira Lookin’ Hot and Showing Off Her Ass When She Was 16
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Some Asian Girl Does a Booty Dance in Booty Shorts
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Crackhead Sex Picture of the Day
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A Plastic Surgeon Confirms that Jewel Has Not Had Implants
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Some Made in China Toys Have GHB In Them….You Coulda Used Them To Get Your Next Date. Creep.
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Lohan Lookin’ Hot in Boots
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Some Kids Blow Up a Pumpkin
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Some Photobucket Nudity
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Lesbian Porn Moment With 2 Hot Chicks Goin’ At Each Other
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Spy Cam Massage Doesn’t Do Too Well
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From the Forum:
Download the Bee Gees Greatest Hits
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Download the Mickey Avalon Self Titled CD
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Download Korn Live and Rare If You’re Into Korn….
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Download Some Killers Albums
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Download Some Collective Soul Album Cuz You are Gay
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Download – Stephen Colbert – I am America (And So Can You)
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Some Chick Named Claudia Lizaldi’s Spread in Some Magazine Lookin’ Hot
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Some Hot Sluts Dirty Pictures
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Chicks Getting Crazy on a Lake
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Some Chick Named Beatrix’s Personal Naughty Pics
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