The older I get, the more confused I get when drinking. I try to keep up with the college kids and finish a 26 ouncer on my own but it always ends up messy. I just got an email from some girl saying how we made out multiple times in the night and that I wouldn’t stop chasing her around the club so she did it to get me to go away. I guess persistence is key and it’s really not cheating on my wife because I don’t consider making out cheating to begin with, but also because I have no fuckin memory of any of this. I seriously thought I was sober the whole night, but now that the stories are coming in, I just think I was amazing.
Here are my links:
A Paparazzi Is Seriously Injured While Chasing Britney Spears, Unfortunately I Don’t GIve a Fuck Because the Paparazzi Treat me Like Shit..and I Hope Someone Sues the Asshole Company He Works for Costing them A Lot Of Money So they Leave me the Fuck Alone
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I love the Rad Girls – Watch the Wheel of Puke Video because They are Classy Like That
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Mayrin Villanueva is the new Bond Girl and She’s Hot
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Some Webcam Girl Gets Caught in the Act By Her Dad, it’s fake.
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Janice Dickinson’s New Model Did Porn Before He Did Her Show…Check the Pics…
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Rosario Dawson Lookin’ Fuckin Hot in this Photoshoot
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Britney Spears Runs Red Lights Video Because She’s Above the Law
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Some Dude Gives His Gf a Bikini Wax
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LA Ink’s Kat Von D Interviewed
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Some Chick Named Maggie Q Wears her Bra to an Event
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Angelina Jolie has a Rip in The Ass of Her Leather Pants
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Some Winona Ryder Sex Scene I Think I Posted Last Week…But Don”t Remember Cuz I’ve Been Drinkin’
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Audrina Partridge Has an Upskirt Moment because She’s Single Now
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The Spice Girls do a Commercial for Some UK Wal Mart Because they Take All The Work They Can Get
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Audrina Partridge and Her Rebound Because She Just Broke Up With Her Boyfriend
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Girls With Hourglass Figures are Smarter then Girls Without….
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Nicole Sherzinger’s Got Some Hot Maxim Pictures
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The Megan Good Tit Flash I was Too Lazy to Post About Today
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Furries Attack In Japan
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Some Crazy Japanese Game Show Contestant Molests The Audience…
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Maria Sharapova May Not Know How to Dress But At Least She’s Got Insane Legs
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Some Girl In a Short Skirt Prank
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Real Prison Chicks Getting Down and Dirty
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Drunk Girls Grinding on the Floor Video
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James Woods is Robbin the Craddle with this 21 Year Old Girlfriend
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Paul McCartney Calls Heather Mills a One Legged Bitch Because She has One Leg and a Vagina….
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This is What Britney’s VMA Performance Was Supposed to Look Like
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Heidi Montag Backin’ Her Thang Up Like She Knows How to Dance in Vegas
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Paris Hilton’s Got Period Teeth
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Elisabetta Gregoraci is Fuckin’ Hot in Her Bikini Bent Over
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Kelly Brooke Does Some Nude Flower Pictures
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Hayden Panettiere Beefs Up at the Gym wearing Shorts
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Diana Ross Edition
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Some Extreme Caterpillar Dancing Video
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Some Road Raging Dentist Caught on Tape
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Lots of Slutty Girls Gettin’ Busy in the Clubs Video
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Paris Hilton Looks Better in Black and White
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Beth Ditto Throws Up on Homophobes…because They Throw Up on Her First…
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Some Assholes Let His Friends Shoot Him With a Potato Gun
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Some Busty UK Chick Named Seren Gibson is Topless for Front Magazine
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Penis Enlargement Spam is Poetic
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Behind the Scenes with Sofia Margarita Stuff Magazine Photoshoot Cuz It’s Hot
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Some Girl’s Vagina on Photobucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Gets Naked for Someone on Photobucket
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Photobucket Allows People to Post Lesbian Shit Because They are a Fuckin’ Porn Site
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Some Midget Wrestler Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Some Amputee Erotica Video Because Sometimes One Leg is Better than 2
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The Worst Acting in a Porn Video Ever
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Use this Spray to Get Laid
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