This is what Pamela Anderson looks like when she goes out for some Planet Hollywood shit over the weekend in some semi-see through men’s shirt bullshit that makes me feel like I just had sex with her, which wouldn’t be that much of a stretch because by the looks of it, so has everyone in the room.
Speaking of stretches, there’s nothing like realizing that beauty is fleeting and your face gets haggard and no matter how much plastic surgery you get, or how much a doctor stretches your skin out, you’re still a mother of two and despite filling your fuckin’ tits up like every dude in the room is planning on filling you up, even with your hepatitis, it’s a good strategy to distract us from lookin’ at your face and realizing how busted your are.
Pam Anderson in a White Bikini
Pam Anderson’s Got Creepy Cleavage
Pam Anderson Dressed Like a Newborn with Tits