I went to buy my wife toilet paper – because it was one of those emergency situtions that happen all too often with her and if I didn’t there was going to be trouble, not necessarily for me, because her shit would have been everywhere and as much as I love fecal art in public places, I don’t want to have to deal with that in my bed.
I went to the drug store down the street and the two homeless kids who are always begging for change outside the place where inside shopping. I was pretty fascinated with seeing what 2 homeless kids with tattooed faces buy so I followed them around. They picked up deoderant and body oil and the bill was 15 dollars. Now I am not a financical planner, but when you’re buying body oil and deoderant for 15 dollars and you’re fuckin’ homeless, couldn’t they have though about a better place to throw that money, like on food or drugs or booze or some kind of over-the-counter product to drink like cleaning detergent. Either way, I was pretty fuckin’ disappointed.
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The Nerdcore Calendar Girls Aren’t Very Nerdy
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Britney Spears Tried on Panties in the Middle of Some Store and Then Stole a Wig Because She’s Awesome….
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Some Drugged Out Chick Breaks Out of a Cop Car
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Stephanie Pratt is Spencer Pratt’s Sister and She Has a Sex Tape
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