I was at the pharmacy buying my wife some maxipads because she can’t use tampons, they don’t touch the walls of her massive vagina, but you don’t care about that, so I started talking to some 20 year old girl in a mini skirt in the cosmetic section and I asked her to sit on my lap and tell me what she wanted for Christmas….she turned around and called me a pervert so I told her that I’m not the pervert – Santa is and if she hates Santa then she’s not welcome on my lap, because everyone loves him even the Jews.
Speaking of Jews, here are my links:
Watch Topless Girls Playing Wii
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O-Face or Infomercial Face
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Lohan is Working and Dressed Like a Biker Princess
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Helena Bonham Carter’s Boobs
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Cheryl Cole Shows Off Her Side Boob
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Watch This Armless Guitarist Rock Out With His Feet
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Some Photobucket Tits
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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Dog
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Share is the Cougar of the Day
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T-Pain Has No Talent – Watch Him Live….
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Some Nicole Scherzinger’s Booty and Cleavage in a Dress
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Some Girl Named Kayden Kross Naked
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This Guy Gets Caught Sniffing Panties and Gets in Trouble…
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An Old Lady Slaps a Man and Her Punches Her in the Face
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Wrong Beauty Queen Gets Crowned Video
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Lohan is Fucking Heath Ledger Which Means She’s Cheating on her Lame Boyfriend and that Means She’s One Step Closer to Getting Pregnant…
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Cate Blanchett Shows Off Her Baby Bump and I hate that People Call Pregnant Bellies Baby Bumps…
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Tyra Show Us How to Breast Feed Video
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Photobucket Ass
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Some Drunk Dude Rockin’ Out To Britney Spears
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Watch a Three Titted Chick Rub Her Three Tits
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Some Girl Fucking A Cucumber….
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Jordan’s Gay Boyfriend Admits to Having a Crush on Boy George Because He’s Gay
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Watch Some Girl In Very Little Clothing Exercising….
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A Whole Lot of Naked Chicks Together on a Bed….
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Download the Cool Kids Album
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Eva Green’s Nipples and Pubic Hair Poll
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Vacation Photos Gone Good and By Good I Mean NAked
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Some Hot Chick Named Nicole Lenz in a Bikini Lookin’ Hot
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Some Chick Named Paz Vega at some Movie Rock Party
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Some Whore Named Alexis Love Interview
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Ashley Olsen Molested By Selma Blair
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A Natasha Hamilton in Pictures Moment
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Some Girls Ass Implant Went Weird and It’s Pretty Fucking Funny
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Pete Doherty is Cool and Has White Powder All Over His Pants
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New Jennifer Lopez Music Video
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Coffin Cuties 2008 Necrophilia Calenday
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Check Out The Spirit Airlines MILF Sale
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Go Behind the Scenes with Nicole Scherzinger in London
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Cydni Lauper Uses Helium to Sing and You Care Because You’re a ‘Mo
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Music Video With Panties
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Aaron Carter Got in a Fender Bender Exclusive
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Truck Stop Megan Fox in a Rock and Roll T-Shirt to Compensate For Her Boyfriend Being a Fag….
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Find Out What Porn Site Is Best For You….
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No Girlfriend? This Will Help You Get Sex
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This is Where You’ll Find People To Have Sex With
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FROM THE FORUM:
More Depeche Mode
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More I feel myself videos
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More Peachez BJ videos
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More M.I.A.
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Radiohead – In Rainblow CD2
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More Radiohead – Paranoid Android single
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