Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba buying a mattress, which was a lot more interesting when I saw them yesterday, before finding out bitch was pregnant. I did notice that her ass looked fatter and I wasn’t down with that, but I just assumed it was the jeans and not the fact that her ex came up in her. I should be more aware, because I was just thinking about all the shit that mattress is going to see, but now all I can see is morning sickness, fat asses, hormonal whining and eating and even after the pregnancy is done, it’ll just be a broken down looser stitched up cunt and broken down, fatter body.
I remember reading about her and her baby daddy Cash Money Warren broke up. I guess she saw shit coming to an end and didn’t want to lose him, so she did the “pretend I am on the pill, or poke a hole in the condom to get knocked up so that he’ll be forced to come back to me” stunt before he could escape, because bitches are crazy and now he’s gotta pretend he cares about her while trying to convince her to abort.
See ya later Alba, your career is over, you were boring and washed the fuck up anyway, and will be replaced. You may have never got naked in movies, or had any talent beyond guys wanting to fuck you, but it’s nice to see you hiding your shame for being an out-of-wedlock knocked up slut.