Word on the internet is that Mischa Barton’s moved to NYC and hangs with all these Model bitches and socialites I’ve never heard of and she’s rockin’ the fashion scene for whatever reason, probably because she realized she’s not a very good actor.
So I have no idea if Mischa Barton’s out pretending to be a model, or if she is actually on pursuing a modeling career, but in the last week three spreads have come out of her, and none of them include her spread (eagled), which means she’s not doing my kind of modeling and that’s probably a good thing, because she looks like she’d be meaty. We all know that behind all the air-brushing is a slim-fat, or a girl who looks skinny but is fat and has more cellulite that my wife’s forearm, which is a lot, but you wouldn’t know that….and probably never will, because even you aren’t as disgusting as me. That’s why we’re friends.
Mischa Barton’s Space Dress
Mischa Barton Tit Slip
Mischa Barton’s Dumpy Ass in Shorts
Mischa Barton’s Hot Meaty Legs