I borrowed my friends car today because he was too drunk to drive himself to the hospital and he was shitting blood or something equally disgusting that I didn’t want to know about because I have no interest in that shit and I forgot that I can’t see very well. I am not sure if it’s because I have some kind of eye condition, or maybe it’s just bad eye sight, but I am too lazy to find out because it would mean walking out of my house.
Either way, I cut off some dude driving a handicapped person van without realizing it and dude got all aggressive and tried to tough guy me. When I rolled down the window, I told him that I found it ironic that the retard bus is being driven by a retard and realized that I am not funny.
Here are my links:
Tara Reid’s A Fuckin’ Drunken Wreck and It Turns Me On….
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Some Hot Pole Dancing Video For You
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Some Chick Named Lucy Clarkson Shows Off Her Pussy
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Some Chick Lactating Video
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Selena Spice Has a Fuckin’ Sexy Photoshoot Showing Off Her Ass and This is the Video
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Her Name is Bobbi Billard and She’s a Slut Showing Off Her Fake Tits
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Her Name is Kimberly and She’s in a Thong….
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Megan Fox Loves Sex anf Talks About It…..So You Can Fantasize About Her More Better
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Some Iraqi Troops Teasing Kids With Pop Tarts
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Got Some Nutty Fat Chick Cleavage While Katherine Heigl’s Got Some Nutty Fat Chick Armpit Cleavage
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Hayden Pannettier’s Got 2 Cups….Get Ready For the 2 Girls 1 Cup Sequel…
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Kat Von D’s Got Some Wonky Clown Make-Up Cuz She’s So Alternative
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Some Lady Drives Into Pool When She Thinks She Found a Shortcut
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Brad Pitt Smoked a Joint With Steve-O Because He’s Going Up In The World
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Alessandra Ambrosio is in the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog and You’re Gonna Love It…..
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Halle Berry Hiding Behind a Big Purse to Make Her Big Baby Gut Look Skinny
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Britney’s Crazy Floppy Tits Hanging Out of Her Shirt Like She was Back to Her Old Crazy Self
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This Chick is All About the Sausage
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Jamie Lynn Spears Studies for her GED Because She Doesn’t Want to be No Uneducated Deadbeat Mom
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Paris Hilton Covers Up a Black Eye She Got From being Cock Slapped
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Some Gossip Girl Got a Nose Job to Fit In….
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Jennifer Ellison Lookin’ Slutty in NUTS Magazine
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Some Reader and His Brokeback Mountain Gay Song
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Andrea Corr is Some Irish Trashy Ex Singer and She’s in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Lenka Flashing Her Ass, Tits and Pussy While Shopping Pictures
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Some Adriana Lima Photoshoot Pictures You’ll Like and Let’s Face It, I Do It All For You
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Dude Proving that White Folk Can’t Dance
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Candice Michelle Uncensored Fetish Pics
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Some Chick Did Some Weird Shit to Her Tits
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Dorothy Hamill Diagnosed With Breast Cancer….I Have No Idea Who That Is but You Probably Do and This Story Probably Turns You On Cuz It’s About Her TIts
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Alba Calls Efron a Pussy
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Some Throwback Pussy Cat Doll Bikini Action
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Some Chick Named Devon Getting All Naked For You Gallery
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Some Girl Getting Spanked Video….And She’s Not Really Loving It…
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Some Amanda Bynes Showing Off Her Legs
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Janet Jackson’s New Music Video to Bring Back Memories of When You Used to Jerk Off to Her
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Steroid Man Loving His Muscles Video Weirdness…..
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Chick in Latex Pants Showing Off Her Style and By Style I Mean Vagina
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Porn Box of the Day
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Some Big Breasted Chick Named Lucy Taking a Bath Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Amanda Lepore and Her Big Tits Do Some Acting Action
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The ugliest shoe ever made for crack dealers
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET
Some Lesbian Vagina
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Young Shaved Vagina
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Some More Young Shaved Vagina
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Some TIt and Panty Action
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Some TIt and Sunken Ass Action
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Some Vibrator in Pussy Action
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Some Girl Posing With Her TIts
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Some Couple Action
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Some TIt
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Some Sexy Posing
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Some Obscure Collection of Pics
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FROM THE FORUM
The Kingdom OST
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More Her Space Holiday
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My Morning Jacket Thread
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Queen Thread
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Hot Webcam Dancer
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A bunch of Dave Mathews Band
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They Might Be Giants
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Hot Amateur Girl Dump
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Angel Dark is fucking hot
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This guy wants to trade this girl
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Getting Awakened by Cunnilingus
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Find PORN!!!
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This Will Get You Laid Because You Need It….
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Find Yourself Sex Tonight…Because You Need It…
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