We’ve all seen Lohan in all her glory and by glory I mean her vagina and that doesn’t make us too privileged because she hands that shit out more than a suburban mom hands out candy on Halloween, but at least we’ve experienced it and that’s a lot better than always wondering what the fucker looks like.
These are some pictures of the wind working on our side, unfortunately, Lohan isn’t. This more tame, sober Lohan is wearing pretty basic looking underwear, that I can only assume means she’s on her period like Britney. I hear that girls in close proximity always get their period the same time of the month, which is some weird alien supernatural shit that I can’t really grasp. Or maybe it’s outbreak season, which makes applying topical cream a lot less messy because the underwear prevents it from dripping down her leg and saves her from some serious embarrassment. Like the time I had a rash on my ass and the doctor told me to stop wearing dirty underwear if I ever wanted to have shit that didn’t burn and cause bleeding again.
Reality is that I find these standard underwear a lot hotter than a thong, but that’s just because I still like to pretend Lohan is a young virgin saving herself for me and not the kind of slut who wears thongs like your sister and all her friends you jerk off to.
Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Ass in Leggings
Lohan Touching Her Toes in Tights
Lohan’s Ass in Whore Stance
Lohan’s Ass Going to a Movie