I didn’t get to go to the AVN awards and the reality is that I don’t really care that much because leaving my house is a pain in the ass. What I do care about is that some asshole told me the whole trip was on him and that my ticket was at the airport and I only realized it was a bad joke on me after a 2 hour bus ride to the airport that didn’t have a ticket reserved for me before having to take another 2 hour bus ride home.
The good news is that some asshole went there pretending to be me and had the decency to email me this video that I am posting as if it was my own. So if you are interested in seeing the AVN Expo because you’re too poor to ever make it there on your own, this is a glimpse into what you missed. Cuddles.
Some Pictures at the 2008 AVN Awards
Jesse Jane at Some Adult Awards that Aren’t the AVNs
Jenna Jameson on the Runway in a One-Piece Pictures
Making Some Guy’s Girlfriend Who Wants to be a Pornstar Famous