Here is Britney Spears Covering All That She Wants by Ace of Bass and I think she’s just fuckin’ with all of us and all this crazy is just a big practical joke to get back at us for ruining her marriage and she’s not really crazy.
I have a thing for crazy girls and I really don’t think Britney is half as bad as the girls I’ve met in my life. She’s not screaming at her reflection in the window or jumping in front of traffic or convulsing on the street with her crackwhore vagina exposed while choking on her overdosing tongue, she’s only half that nuts so that makes her pretty tame. People just think she’s insane because people live boring fucking lives. Sure she’s a little dirty and inconsistent and incoherent, maybe a little emotionally unstable.
She’s really got nothing better to do with her time, her career peaked at the age of 20, she has a ton of money and her kids were taken away from her….so she’s pretty much retired at 25 with an empty nest and what she’s into seems a lot more fun than waking up at 6 am, making muffins for the Mrs Jones the widow down the street with MS from your craft group, then taking a nap, waking up to play bridge with her bridge club with other retirees, having dinner at 5:30 then falling asleep at 9 after watching Murder She Wrote re-runs, because they just don’t make TV like they used to.
If anything, K-Fed is the psychopath opportunist who ruined her for his own benefit. He was in it for the money, he may care about the kids a lot than she does but that’s just because they are his meal ticket.
I don’t understand the shit Britney’s doing, but at least she’s a go-getter and realizes that since she lost those 2 first kids she just has to make new ones. They were just practice babies, like the time I lost my virginity to a chick in a wheel chair and kept going back for more because i figured the skills learnt would come in handy for a vagina that counts and for the record she never knew that I was fuckin her ass most of the time, because she couldn’t feel anything!
Here are some bonus pics of her shopping yesterday with her dirty shirt and dirty paparazzi boyfriend who also probably feels like he won the lottery….
Another Bonus – K-Fed on One Tree Hill, a Show I Will Never Watch Because I have a Penis That Likes Vagina
Britney’s Period Stain
Britney’s Classy Evening Gown Upskirt
Britney Spears Crazy Pregnancy Test Shopping
Britney Spears’ Suicide Tour