Here are some pictures of Lily Allen shopping. No, she’s not shopping for baby clothes or furniture for her nursery or even toys for her baby and that’s because her baby is dead.
She’s probably shopping to ease the pain from her loss, a loss I hope she didn’t fish it out of the toilet or scrape off of her panties and put in a jar that she keeps next to her bed, because that would be disgusting…..
The fact that I wrote that is disgusting, I am an evil man, but I am not the one who was drinking and smoking during my pregnancy. I am keeping it here, because editing posts is for losers.
Lily Allen is a Ditch Pig Clown
Lily Allen Shopping for Lingerie
Lily Allen Performing