I am dying. Here’s an email I got:
I don’t have much to say other than that celebrity gossip and porn are sedatives for me, in the way that Xanax and weed are for a lot of people. I’m a fetishist, and your site helps to mend the paranoia, at least it used to.Your senseless, pseudo-intellectual rambling just gets old. Its predictable, moot.
I suck at life and here are my links:
Before Britney’s Intervention – They Make a Stop at the Benz Dealership to Buy Mommy a New Car
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Some Hot Brazilian Chick Rubbing Oil on Her Bikini Wearing Self Video
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Liz puts on a topless show at the beach
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Blakely Shae is the Half Naked Club Girl Gallery of the Day
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Her Name is Melissa Satta and Her Bikini Bottoms Get Snagged by Some Pervert Showing Off Her ASs
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Still Fucking
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Tony Romo Singing Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing from the Same Night
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More on the Britney Spears Family Intervention Because You Care
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Mariah Carey’s Big Ol’ Tits on Rodeo Drive Shopping
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Here are the Cheerleaders from the 2008 Playoffs for you to Jerk Off To
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Here’s a Drunken Nicky Hilton Leaving Villa – Some LA Hot Spot
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David Beckham’s Name is Being Used to Promote Condoms….Which is Weird Because He’s Knocked Up Posh More than Most Men Knock Women Up…I Guess It’s Over-Compensation for his Homosexuality….In Which Case IT All Makes Sense That He Promotes Condoms Since He Doesn’t Have AIDS after All Those Bath House Parties
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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge at Some Hawaiian Tropic Party That Attracts The A-Listers
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James Gandolfini Attacks His Fan Like He’s Really Tony Soprano
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Some Girl Calls 911 on Herself for Drunk Driving
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Stacy Keibler is a Disco Ball I’d Fuck
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Harming Her Unborn Child By Drinking and Smoking
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Some Star Trek Orgasms For You Losers Who Get Off To Star Trek
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Miley Cyrus Legally Changes Her Name from Something Even Dumber- Yes It Is Possible
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This Woman Talks a Whole Lot About Masturbation Because She’s Ugly
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Tricia Helfer is Showing Off Her Cleavage and Legs at Some Evnt
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Some Girl Getting Spanked And Not Lovin’ It Video
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Gwen Stefani is Pregnant Again
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Some Britney Spears Lookin’ Sad from Last Night Pictures
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Jennifer Hawkins is Some Australian Worth Fucking
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In Must See Movies – Here’s the Trailer to Meatloaf’s Documentary on Preparing His 18 Month World Tour That I Would Never Go To
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Drew Barrymore is Dating the Guy From the Apple Commercials and That’s a Really Handsom Couple if you Consider Ugly People Handsome
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One of the Rock of Love Girl’s is a Pornstar – I Thought They Were All Pornstars
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Some Quentin Tarantino Freaking Out on the Paparazzi because They Are Scum
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits in Nuts Mag
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This Woman is in a Sexless and Loveless Marriage for Her Kids..and Her Misery Makes Me Laugh
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Girls Peeing In Each Other’s Mouths Video
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Some Granny Busting a Move Video
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Katherine McPhee Wants You To Look At Her Tits
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Erika Sato is an Japanese Model You’d Totally Shit ON
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Some Streaker Gets Owned By Some Mascot Who Gets Way Too Excited About Touching a Naked Man
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Lohan is Off the Wagon and Partying It Up (sucking off) With Stavros and Brody Jenner.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Stewardess Gettin Naked in the Cockpit of a Plane
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some BMXer bleeds everywhere after a blow to the head
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Here’s a Gallery of the Best Celebrity Asses – Decide Who’s Missing If You Care
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Some Crazy Slut Obsessed With Her Giant Dildo
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The Original Cat Woman in Lingerie at 74 Years Old
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The Lingerie Bowl will Not Happen in 2008 but We Have Pics from Previous Years for You Perverts
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Dennis Leary Does a Dumb Song Called At the Rehab
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Dita Von Teese’s Top Teasing Moments Poll that I don’t think is possible because she’s ugly
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:
Photobucket Tits and Vagina on Young Lookin’ Girls Who Probably Should Have Been Smarter With their Digi Cams
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More Tits on Photobucket
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More Nudity on Photobucket
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FROM THE FORUM:
Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On
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The Bravery – the Sun and the Moon
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Esthero – Breath from Another
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Siouxsie & the Banshees Greatest Hits
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Emily Haines & Soft Skeleton
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Ratatat – Classics
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Sinead O’Connor – Best of
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Beta Band – Hot Shots II
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Find The Best Dirty Sites on the Internet
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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