The one thing this sickness has been doing for me is forcing me not to drink because the thought of booze when I am dying of a fever actually makes me sick and that never happens. The problem with not drinking is that I see the way things actually are and I realized that I have a celebrity site and write about celebrities and never in my life cared about celebrities other than occasionally jerking off to a sex scene in a movie before the internet existed and now it’s my life and that makes me a loser.
The other thing this sickness has made me realize is that I hate the media. If I hear another superbowl joke or superbowl inspired feature I am going to hate myself more than I already do.
Actually, if I hear another person in the media make a New Kids on the Block joke about them not being kids anymore and changing their name to Old Dudes on the Street or something equally lame like how the tour should be sponsored by Depends or something equally lame, I am going to shoot myself.
Reality is that if these fuckers changed their name, it wouldn’t be a reunion tour it’d be a whole new band so let’s just hope they call the album something like “40, Depressed and trying to relive the high we felt when we were living life at the top and saw no signs of our fame ending until about a minute later when it all ended and left us all in the gutter we never could crawl out of, despite finding god, having addictions, trying other careers, so we’re back hoping to make some money to pay for the last 18 years of fucking up and sucking at life”.
I know, I just realized I wrote a rant on the New Kids on the block, but you gotta give them credit, these guys were the original pussy magnets and made bitches weak in their knees and pass the fuck out, it was too bad that they were a bunch of queers too busy on their knees in the tour bus sucking off Lou Perlman off for their pay checks and to cut another album to take advantage of all the readily available vagina, but maybe round two will bring out a lot of horny divorcees trying their chances one more time, reliving their youth, only this time with their 16 year old daughters in tow but that’s just because I’ve always had a mother – daughter fetish….So I guess my New Kids on the Block rant isn’t so bad. I mean it’s bad, but at least it didn’t end gay….
Here are my links…and yes…I realize I need a Drink…I am aiming for tomorrow morning if this fever breaks….Cuddles
I Want to Fuck Camilla Alves and Her Unborn Baby – Because She’s So Fuckin Hot
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Here’s the Promo For the Heath Ledger Video That Will Be All Over the Internet in the Next Couple Days
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This is the Tightest Body I’ve Ever Seen on a Chick in a Bikini
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Hometown Hottie Dances Like a Slut on the Bar in Arizona for the Superbowll
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Olivia Munn bets Anal Sex on a game of Wii Boxing
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Denise Milani is Some Hot Slut in a Hot Tub Video
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Nicolet Nightingale is the Half Naked Club Slut of the Day
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Guess the Boobs the Superbowl Edition
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The Gayest Tom Brady Video I’ve Seen
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Some Belly Dancing Video For You to Jerk Off TO
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Paris Hilton’s Reps Claim She Doesn’t Kiss Girls…When We Have Pictures of Her Kissing Girls
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Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert Heading Back to their Hotel Together at 5 am After Being Seen Making Out
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Mandy Moore is an Addict Too….
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Brian Austin Green Whiles About How Annoying Megan Fox Is Like a Bitch
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Here’s a Compilation of Girls Showing Off Their Bodies
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The Girls Next Door Sluts At An Event
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Tila Tequila Has a Busted Face in Fuck Me Boots
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Sunny Leone at Tito Ortiz’s Birthday Showing Some Tit
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A Few Naked Pics of Female Soldiers in Iraq
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Here’s an Emmanuelle Chriqui Gallery Worth Masturbating To…
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Some Dude Pouring Shit on His Girlfriends Face While She’s Trying to Sleep
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People on the London Tube Break Into Dance
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Being Pregnant Has Made Alba a Whiner – Here She Is Complaining About Cameron Diaz
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Some Model Named Noemie Lenoir in Lingerie
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What the Fuck is This Thing…
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Britney Spears Was Taking 10 Laxitives a Day Before Being Locked Up..You’d Be Crazy If You Shit Out Your Fucking Eyeballs Too….
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This Statutory Rape Ad Does the Opposite of What it is Intended to Do – Pervert
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Some Vintage Shauna Sand, Pheobe Price and Some Loser Pictures
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This Russian Female Bodyguard Was Killed in a Car Jacking But Was Fucking Hot Before That Happened.
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Some Ashlee Simpson Topless Pictures
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This is a Serious Myspace Slut’s Pictures
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Mercury Looks Like Uranus or Something Equally Stupid for you to Waste Your Time Clicking
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Her Name is Noureen and She’s a Punjabi I’d like to Poon Jab….Yes I am a Loser and this is her big tits video
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Some Hot Slut Named Cinthia Moura in a Bathing Suit
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Some Project Runway Interview Because You are Gay
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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures
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Here’s a Football Sportscaster Blooper from 8 Years Ago That You’ll Like Because He’s an Asshole
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Some Teen Showing Off Her Hot Ass in This Video
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Christy Hemme in Hot Pink Slut Gear
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David Beckham’s Got a Tattoo of a Half Naked Posh
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Selma Blair Looks Like Tom Cruise in Heels
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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3 Girls Dippin It Low in Their Underwear Dance Video
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Pot Vending Machines Hit LA
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Pink Wig and Crystal Meth – Britney Was Really at a Rave Since Saturday – I Reported It Here FIrst
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Some Webcam Masturbating
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:
Some Young Photobucket Vagina Diddle Pictures
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FROM THE FORUM:
Radiohead Live @ Montreux Jazz Festival
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Ratatat Remixes Vol1
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Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit (single)
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The Hives – Barely Legal
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Emily Haines – cut in half and also double
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LL Cool J – Radio
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Jack Johnson – In Between Deams
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NAS – The Lost Tapes
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Aphex Twin – Come To Daddy EP
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VIDEOS
Marey carie BJ
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SEX TALK FORUM
Was She Out of Line?
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If You Like Porn…
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Use This if You Need Sex
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Go Here To Find Pussy
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