stepLINKS of the Day

Anyone who reads this website knows that I hate Sarah Silverman. I think she tries too hard to be offensive and inappropriate and I probably just find it all very offensive because she’s ugly and doesn’t make me laugh or turn me on.

Anyway – I hate giving her publicity, but she shouted out Diet Snapple in her stupid video that you’ve already seen that she made for her boyfriend’s 500th show event or some shit last week……and now Snapple wrote this letter to Jimmy Kimmel trying to cash in on the video. So this is the letter Snapple wrote to Kimmel, that I assume was attached to a case of Diet Snapple because corporate America is taking over the world.

Hey Jimmy,

Heard that you found out about Sarah f*cking Matt Damon. Sorry you had to find out that way and that my sublime flavor blinded you to Sarah’s philandering ways.

In an attempt to console you, here’s a whole lotta me for you to enjoy. Hopefully it will numb the pain. In fact, if your viewers want to share their girlfriend/boyfriend is f*cking someone else story on air , they can have a case of me too…

Anyway, keep your spirits up. It’s not like she was f*cking Ben Affleck or anything. Now that would have been embarrassing.

Diet Snapple

Oh Diet Snapple, Why you gotta be funnier than me. Here is the stupid video they are talking about:

Now I can go kill myself but before I do, Here are my links

John Mayer Wearing the Borat Bikini because I Guess He’s Trying to Be Funny Now That He’s Fucked Jessica Simpson

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Some Club Sluts in their Bras

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Model Gisele Bundchen In Action Video

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Hot famous biker girl gets real dirty

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Some Webcam Shit Pouring Fiji Water On Her Stripping Thonged Self

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The Spice Girls Make an Apology for Cancelling Their Tour and They Are Full of Shit

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Girls Making Out Because They Are in College Video

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Her Name is Verona Feldbusch and This Her Nipple

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Paris Hilton is Not As Hot as Her Fake Tan and Lazy Eye

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Paris Hilton in Red on Her Way to Her Movie After Party Because She’s Going to be on L-Word

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Some Old Dirty Paris Hilton Upskirt Pictures

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Ears Singing the I Want to Fuck You Song…..

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Here is the Gemma Atkinson Gallery For You Gemma Atkinson Fans

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Rose McGowan’s Tits Getting Checked Out By Some Fashion Designer

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Here is Some Rihanna Irony

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Here’s a Video of a Chick Eating a Caterpillar

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I wonder if Brittany Murphey’s Other Lips are this Sexy

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Public Squash Made me Laugh

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Some Chick Named Dasha Showing Off Her Pretty Perfect Naked Body

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Mandy Moore is Fat for Fashion Week

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Fat Tyra Showing Off Her Fat TIts

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Kim Kardashian is Being Sued For Letting Some Dude Piss on Her on Video or something Equally Boring

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Dita Von Teese Travels like it’s 1889

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The Paparazzi are Hilarious and Released these Exclusives of Heath Ledger’s Middle School

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Guess Who Insured Their Chest Hair for 7 Million Dollars….It’s Pretty Sexy

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Check Out This KnickerPicker Website

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Laura Torrisi is Some Italian and She’s Half Naked in a Magazine

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A Man and His Banana For Japanese TV Makes Me Laugh

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Some Porn Stars Talk Politics Video

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Check Out the University of Kentucky Cheerleader Calendar

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Her Name is Cinthia Moura and This is Her Hot Topless Scene From a Movie

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Some Hindi Actress Named Janki Shah Shows Her Tits in This Clip

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Part 2 of the French Stewardess Stripping – With a Little Vagina Action

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Some Jackass Shows You How to Test Condoms When there’s No Pussy Around

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Some Dumb Kid Gettng Owned Because He’s an Idiot

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Here’s Another Hooters Girl Who Has Made the Move to Playboy

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Here’s a Brittany Skye Gallery because She’s Some Kind of Famous Pornstar You Haven’t Seen Naked Enough

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This is an Ad for a Gym that Features a Group of Nuns Drawing a Naked Person because Nuns are Horny and Nakedness in Art is Acceptable Nakedness according to God.

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Here are Some Teens Kissing Each Other in Video

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Christina Aguilera Blows Penis….Balloons…

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Hookers For Jesus

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50 Cent Made Paris Hilton Cry

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Here is the 2008 Krispy Kreme Calendar

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Some Chick Attacking a Cop Video

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50 Cent Says that America Is Not Ready for a Black President

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So It Turns Out a Swollen Vagina Can Ruin Wanting to Fuck a Hot Chick

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Some Dude Gets Busted Fucking His Chick on the Toilet at a Party Video

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Some Pre and Post Breast Implant Pictures of Some Chick

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Some Chick Named Carmen’s Masturbation Video

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This kid loses all his front teeth when he hits a cement wall

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Here’s a NSFW Grandma Orgy Video

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Some Chick Named Selena Spice Showing Off Her Body Video

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Jennifer Anniston is Jealous of Angelina Jolie’s Pregnancy

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Jordan’s Tits are Still Too Big

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Here’s Some Stacy Keibler Hanging With Whores Pictures

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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…

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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much

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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….

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FROM THE FORUM

Tellar Star Feels Herself

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Hustle and Flow Soundtrack

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Seether – Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces

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Brian Regan – I walked on the Moon

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Megadeath – Countdown to Extinction

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Trace Adkins – American Man Vol.II

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Luscious Jackson – Natural Ingredients

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Machines of Loving Grace

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Hawthorne Heights CDS

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stepLINKS of the Day February 5th, 2008