So people think Britney is crazy enough to be committed, but not crazy enough to keep committed and I am okay with that because I don’t really care either way. I am selfish like that. I do know that if she dies I will miss her flashing me but that’s just because my life is pretty boring and looking at celebrity underwear and nipples passes the time, especially when the celebrity is someone I wanted to fuck when she was wholesome and 18, not that I wouldn’t fuck her today, but every time I see her flashing, I think she’s doing it for me and that God answered my prayers, it just took him 10 years to get it done, but he got it done nonetheless and I guess I have no choice to admit that Britney’s demise has made me found Jesus. The real one.
Either way, here is Britney in a luxury car with a pack of smokes and showing off her underwear, some of my favorite things so if that is crazy, then everything I want in life is crazy and maybe I should be the one committed. I guess the fact that I pull out my dick in public while screaming obscenities about being rape before falling to the ground speaking in tongues while convulsing in busy intersections helps my case.
Britney Spears in a See Through Halter Top
Britney Spears Isn’t Crazy She’s Just Embarrassed of Her Poor Dad
Britney Spears is Wearing a Bra
Britney Spears Nipples in a See Through Shirt