I decided to do a load of laundry today because I could smell my own ass and have been sick the last month and figured it was time to hose down the beast that is me in hopes of getting rid of the germs I’ve been suckin’ up like a crackwhore on a earning spree or at least pretend to by putting on a clean pair socks.
I went down to the laundry room after forgetting to get my shit because I am not very efficient and caught a woman from the building emptying my load out of the dryer. Not that kind of load, sicko. She acted all embarrassed that she touched my shit like I had just walked in on her masturbating to a pair of my women’s panties and tried justifying herself. I told her not to worry and that she’s more than welcome to come up to my apartment to clean the rest of my shit like the wife I never had even though I have a wife but she’s just useless and the girl just gave me a dirty look and ran away. Some people have no respect, if you’re going to do part of the job you should at least finish. I want my socks sorted bitch and I want to stand there laughing while she’s trying to match them because between you and me I don’t have any proper pairs, I’m all mismatched like that….
This was a stupid story and Here’s Snoops New Single
Now here are my stupid links….
Charlize Theron is Grabbing Some Tranny Tit
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Olivia Munn’s Hot Photoshoot for Complex
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Club Sluts Doing Drunk Club Slut Things
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Some Webcam Girl Rocks A Lollipop Proper
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Some Hot Models Fighting in a Bikini
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Naomi Campbell Does the Worst Superbowl Commercial I’ve Ever Seen
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The New Guess Girl is Really Worth Guessing The Way She Maintains Her Bush
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Tyra Banks Shit Herself During New York Fashion Week
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Karolina Kurkova Does G.I. Joe
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Eva Mendes is Out of Rehab and This is Her Upskirt Moment
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The Eva Mendes Out of Rehab Pics
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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johannson Do a Threesome
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Lohan is Dying to To Play Alice in Wonderland…Just Not Dying Hard Enough
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Eva Longoria Does Some NYC Fashion Week in Gold
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Angelina Jolie Visits Iraq
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Another Hot Slut Quits Drinking Even Though It’s the Only Thing That Ever Got Her Laid
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Crazy Britney is Still British
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Some Hot Slut Named Louise Porter Does Zoo Magazine
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Some Fat Dude Goes Crazy With His Fat Gun Because He Hates Life
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This is a Day in the Life in Britney’s Life
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Amy Winehouse Gets Denied….
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Paris Hilton has a Nip Slip in a Boston Club
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There’s a Pretty Funny Story Behind This Picture
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I have Never Seen the Ron Jeremy Sucking His Own Dick Video…But Now I Have
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Phoebe Price has Some Hot Tits
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Some Huge Halle Berry Pregnancy Cleavage Pics Because Fertility is Hot
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Some Hot Chick Fights a Fat Chick
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Some Dumb Chick High on E Getting Down and Crazy
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Some Hot Girl Making Out With Her Friend Video
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Some Sexy 18 Year Old Asian Spreading Her Legs
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These Bitches Think They are Super Heros
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Some Loser Recreates the Superbowl Stadium in His Backyard Video
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Some Road Rage Leaves a Dude Knocked the Fuck Out
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Exclusive – John Mayer Murdered Someone and I am Not Talking About Jessica Simpson’s Pussy
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Some Mexican TV Presenter’s Sex Tape Worth Watching Because Sex Tapes are Good
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The Best and Worst Bikini Bodies
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Miss Nevada’s Personal Slutty Pictures
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Some Hot Pictures from the Rio Carnival
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Penthouse Playmates Playing Guitar Hero Badly
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The Pink Vagina Couch Cuz It’s the Only Pussy You’ll Get
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The Original Daisy Dukes Titty Action
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Sluts Erica Campbell and Jelena Jensen doing a Little Photoshoot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Singing Some Madonna…Good Times…
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Some Chick Showing Off her Hairy Cooch
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Two Sluts Making Out in Video
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Some Amateur Chick Rockin’ A Dildo Video
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The Hottest Pregnant Women Ever
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Bai Ling Talks to D-List Fetus
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Some Asshole Gets a Tennis Ball To the Balls For Science
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Some Alanis Morrisette Pissing in a Cup Clip from the Past
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On GG Allen’s Birthday They Pay a Whore To Piss in His Mouth and This is The Legendary Video
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The Baby Getting Thrown out of a Building Pictures
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Seymore Butts Talking About Queefing Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Cops Get Caught Stripping a Girl Down Video
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Some Girl Pissing Like a Man
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Gloria Valez is a Hip Hop Model from Myspace and These are Her Pics…
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Salma Hayek Made an Appearace and Looks Good
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET
Some Chick Suckin’ Dick
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Some Chick’s Vagina Got Some Fingers In It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Slut Posing
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Young Brown and This is Her Body
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Some Girls and Some Nakedness
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Some Girls Showing Her Ass and Pussy
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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….
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