I was applying for welfare and they made me take an aptitude test. I tried to fake it as best as I could, not because I really wanted to, but because whenever I get formal questionnaires I feel like it’s my duty to fuck with the form like it was a hooker and I had 200 dollars to blow.
Either way, these were my results:
– Ambulance Attendants and Other Paramedical Occupations
– Bakers
– Butchers and Meat Cutters – Retail and Wholesale
– Executive Housekeepers
– Firefighters
– Industrial Butchers and Meat Cutters, Poultry Preparers and Related Workers
So I realized that all you fuckers were right, I am bad at what I do and in the wrong line of work….until this came up:
-Instructors and Teachers of Persons with Disabilities
Then I realized I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing, but that’s just because you’re a retard.
Here are my links:
I missed this Suicide Girls Fashion Show – Because I Find Alternative Models Ugly – You Don’t
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Play Boob Match Because You Like Boobs and Matching Them is as Close as You’ll Get to Touching Them….
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Some Big Tits in Gold Hit The Club You Weren’t Allowed In
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Britney Spears and Her Push Up Bra
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Her Name is Maggie Q and These are Her Lopsided Tits
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Her Name is Ellen Petri and This is Her Lingerie Photoshoot Video
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Caprice Has a See Through Dress On
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Demi Moore is Lookin’ A Lot Like Courtney Cox or Something
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Bar Refaeli Isn’t So Hot Covered Up
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Nicole Kidman Drinks While Pregnant
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Her Name is Jakki Degg and These are her 2008 Calendar Pics Worth Jerking Off To
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Some Big Brother Dude Loses His Job Because He Calls the Autistic Kids he Takes Care of Retards….
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Some Chick Shows Off Her Hard Nipples While Doing Some Hot Workout Video
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David Blaine Does Some Street Magic on the Street Gayness That Didn’t Make Me Laugh
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Flavia Alessandra Does Playboy – This is the Video
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Naomi Campbell is Hospitalized for Some Infectious Disease
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The Carpet Doesn’t Match the Drapes in These Gross Pics
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Some Hot Spanish Chick in a Thong Photoshoot Video
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This is a Funny Mug Shot to Go With a Really Fucking Funny Crime
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Here are the Best British Bodies Naked
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Hayden Panettiere Whores Out for Candie’s Shoes
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Some Girl Hits a Drunk Dude With Her Shoe
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is So Fat She Wears Maternity Dresses
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Bridget Moynahan Disses Tom Brady in Some Dude’s Podcast or Some Shit
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Marc Jacobs is a Rip Off Artist
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I Wonder If This BItch Tans…
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Best New Starlet and Best Anal Scene Pornstar Bree Olsen Photoshoot
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Hulk Hogan Fucked His Daughter’s Friend
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Here’s a Video of Some Spoiled Rotten Bitch
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The Top 10 Hardcore Sex Scenes in Mainstream Movies
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Kelly Rowland Does Playboy Now That She’s Got Fake TIts
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Watch This Video of Some Girl Stripping….
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Mary Kate Looks Like Someone Just Killed Her Boyfriend (I’m so funny)
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Weird Science Chick is Fuckin’ Lookin’ Good..Sweetheart
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Kate Moss Smokes 30 Cigarettes a Day and That Makes Me Love Her
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Some Chick Poses With Her Gun Cuz She’s Gangsta
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Funny Vibrator Ad
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Japanese Chick Getting Sexy In Bed
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Britney Spears is Having Adnan’s Baby – That Lucky Fucker
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Vegas Targets the Douchebags of the World Who Aren’t Going to Vegas because They are Too Busy Being Douchebags Locally…
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Nicole Richie’s Baby Looks Like a Black Albino
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:
Some Screen Caps of a Girl on Webcam Masturbating
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Some Photobucket Emo Chick Gets Naked For Her Man…
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Some Chick Fresh Out of the Shower TIts
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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