So Kristin Cavallari is the most recent victim of wearing a black shirt for high powered flashes and you can kind of make out her bra. I know this is a huge deal to you because that bra is so close to her tits that it’s pretty much touching her nipples and that’s something that you can’t even get to happen, even after introducing lots of alcohol and sedatives to your date.
That bra actually has a much better life than you have, not only does it get to play with her tits by tricking her into thinking it is a utility, but it also gets to spend the night on the floor after being ripped off by some dude and watch her get fucked from behind. I guess the realization that you are envious of a bra is a pretty depressing realization, but I think it’s inspirational because at least you know what you want out of life, even if it’ll never happen, but my bet is that there will be one old, ugly, useless bitch desperate enough to find you charming and she’ll let you play with her tits as long as you promise to give her a baby…