I was out tonight and the problem with being a drunk and an asshole is that I never know who I offended the last time I was out drunk. That’s why I always try to go out to different bars, but there are only so many places that let people like me in, so I always end up in the same spot. Anyway, I was out and had to take a piss and this asian dude walks up to me and gives me a dirty look. I knew that I knew him from somewhere but couldn’t place it. I get back out to the bar and he comes up to me with 3 shots – I take one because I don’t like turning down booze ever and dude rips it out of my hand and says that I took the wrong one. I immediately realized that I probably made an asian racist joke a previous time to someone he knows or to him and now dude is trying to kill me. I took the shot anyway, but I may die tonight and if I do – at least you get these links to click as my legacy….
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