I was at the coffee shop today and I saw this dude who was in his late 50s, the chick in her 20s sitting together and I assumed they were father and daughter out having a coffee together. They asked me if I had any weed, which happens to me all the time because I look fat, lazy and homeless and they assume that I knew the street well enough to hook them up. When I told them I thought it was weird they’d be lookin’ for weed together, in some kind of father/daughter smoking weed together is awkward way, they turned around and told me they needed it because dude threw his back out 2 years earlier and it’s the only way he can really fuck her proper.
I figure some things are better left unsaid to some dude you meet in a coffee shop, but instead asked them if I could watch them go at it, they said no so here are my links.
Shepard Fairey Interview that Was Kind of Cool
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Some Jessica Alba Goodness from Before She Was Knocked Up
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Steal a Bike Instead of Driving a Car. That’s What I do
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Britney Spears is Going to Be as Poor as I am Soon
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Some German Top Models Nudes Were Leaked, But that Doesn’t Surprise Me Because Germans Like Dirty Sex
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Give You Wrist a Break and Find a Real Girl to Fuck
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My Kind of Women. Except for the Fact that They Wouldn’t Give Me the Time of Day.
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Japenese Cheerleaders Give Me a Reason to Celebrate
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SHAKE THAT BOOTY!!!
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Ana Barros is in Her Bikini
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Women That Are Seen and Not Heard. Exactly How I like Them to Be
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Lohan Really Knows How to Keep Good Company
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Mariah Carey: People Think I am a Ditz
Us: uhh..No Shit!!
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Sex is Awesome, and This is Proof
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Here’s Some Porn You Won’t Have to Worry About Your Mom Finding
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Amy Winehouse is Diseased and I Want to Bang Her Cuz She Probably Smells Better than My Wife
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Gweneyth Paltrow is Fucking Boring
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Janet Jackson is Fucking Weird
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Get Rid of a Hickey, In Case a Girl Ever Touches You and You Don’t Want Your Mom To see
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Her Name is Liza Li and These are her German Playboy Pics…Worth Checking
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Kate Moss Nipples Posing as Wildflowers Photoshoot Hotness
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Wax On or Whacks Off Video
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Reader Remakes Addicted to Love Video – I Have No Fucking Idea Why….
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The Girl Who Killed Steve Irwin Has a Clothing Line
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Some Uncensored MTV Dirty Times With Cussin and Nudity
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Here’s a Hot Argentina Model You Want to FUck
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The Best Ad Starring a Bikini Model and Her Box
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Some Dude’s Funny Sex Offender Notification That You Dream About Getting
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Here’s Some Cisco Adler Talking About Gossip Shit Because He’s a Star
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Candice Michelle and Her Friend Showing Their Tits
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Some College Panty Party Pictures
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The 10 Greatest Huge Boob Exercises Videos
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Sophie Monk in a Mini Skirt Cuz I Love Her
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Heather Mills in Immature and I Want to Slap Her in the Face
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Fucking with Telemarketers is Fun
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My Kind of Window Washer
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Check Out This Nut Kicking Bitch
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Okay Some Japanese Gameshows are Even too Weird for Me
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Sarah Gibsom is Topless. Thats All I Have to Say About That
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You Stay Classes Baby!
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Katie Holmes is Lookin Haggard
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I Think I Need To Star in The Bachelor, Cause These Bitches Sound Like My Kind of Women
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Laundry Work Out For Your Body. And Hers Too
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I Guess You Will Have to Do
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What If Every Video on the Internet Got Deleted?
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Bikini Guitar Hero. That’s What I’m Talking About
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I’d Fuck Aunt Rebecca from Full House. But She’s No Stamos…
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Morgan Kennedy Looks Tight
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Some Hott Blonde that All Thr Brits are Diggin’
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Random Hot Girls That Want to Be Seen by You in Maxim. Seriously
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Rianne Hogan is Topless and Posing for GQ
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Apparently the Chavs in London Don’t Like Little Wayne
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These Animals Have Drinking Problems and Fuck, I can Relate to That
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100 Best Natural Breasts
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Here’s a DJ MIX By One of You That’s Worth Listening To
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FROM THE FORUM
The Journey Thread
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Teminator 3, Because I guess Terminators 1 and 2 Weren’t Enough for Some People
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Some Good Alyssa Milano Shots
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Some Liz Vicious Goodness
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Some Latina Ass
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Young ‘uns
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Tokyo Police Club – A Lesson In Crime
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Journey – The Essential Journey
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Def Leppard – Hysteria
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Robert Plant – Fate of Nations
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The Vines – Best of
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Peter Gabriel – SO
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Foldable Machine Gun
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Solitaire Suite 2008
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A man walks into a bar…
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Mommy Asks for a New Dress
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