I just got a very threatening lawyer’s letter that basically stated that Kristin Davis is experiencing extreme emotional trauma that these nude pictures that aren’t of her are circulating the internet and that I am defaming her character and using her to increase the traffic to my site, despite the fact that the lady who sells beer and cigarettes down the street from me being more famous and more interesting the Kristin Davis…..
I am not allowed to post the lawyers letter here, because I assume Kristen Davis doesn’t want the media to know how much of a baby she is because she let some dude take pictures of him inside her in 1992 and I think she should just appreciate the attention she’s getting because t may lead to better roles…Either way, this was my response.
Dear Big Bad Lawyer Man,
In response to your lawyers letter – I do not claim that the pictures are in fact of Kristin Davis, others websites have said that it is her, not me. I don’t even know who Kristin Davis is, because unlike you and every lonely 30 something single woman lookin’ for hope, I don’t watch Sex in the City re-runs while eating popcorn alone on a friday night, I try to get out and get girls to have Sex in the City on my face.
I do not have any advertisers and I do make money with the site or use these pictures to increase traffic to my website, because let’s face it Kristin Davis isn’t that much of a traffic draw, because being a second rate character on a shitty TV show doesn’t make anyone relevant in my books. I guess she thinks she is more important than the rest of us do and that is why she is taking this kind of action….It must be nice to have more money than you know what to do with, so that you can run after and try to stomp out the little guy because you let some dude take pictures of your pussy.
I honestly think that it is hardly my fault that her sexual practices are of this exhibitionist nature and would suggest she seeks some kind of therapy for her deviance and depravity. In my mind, these pictures are strictly a news item of a public figure, and I use that term loosely, unfortunately not as loose as her nasty vagina looks. I offer satirical commentary and use my right of freedom of speech to express that commentary, I thought that was the American way and I am just a poor Mexican trying to fit into this mean scary world that Kristin Davis is learning to come to terms with too. We have so much in common.
However if removing these pictures is what you are going for, I will have no issue taking them down because in all honesty – they aren’t very attractive and I completely understand why this would cause emotional distress anyone exposed to these images as well as to the person starring in these pictures. Seriously. I know a good plastic surgeon who does reconstructive work on vaginas and I could put her in touch because that thing is meaty and black and that’s something someone’s got to look at, idealy not me because I tried and I think it turned me gay.
Love
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Here is the Lohan Sex Tape Scandal Update:
But People are Saying it’s Not Her….
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Here are my links…
Kate Moss is Rejoicing that Jim Morrison is Dead and Was Caught Dancing on His Grave
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All The Glory that are Daisy Dukes
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Learn to Dance, So Maybe Black People Will Like You
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Sarah Jessica Parker is the Unsexiest
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And Now, a Little Dancing with the Stars Nipple Action
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MOre Girls You Never Get to Talk to Ever
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Brazilian Babe Wrestling Video
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How NOT to Rob a Bank
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Avoid Carpel Tunnel Syndrome by Getting Laid Tonight
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Toilet Bowl Love
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Free Beer With Every Wedding. If Thats Not Reason Enough to Get Married, I Dunno What Is
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Getting Laid in REAL Life is Even Better then in the Movies
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Kourtney Kardashian = Boners
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Madonna Goes to the Gym to Work OUt Her Boney Ass
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Steve-O’s Mom Used to Put Booze in His Baby Bottle and Lied About Having Cancer
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Vanessa Hudgens is Hott and I Hope More Nudes Surface Soon
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Stone Cold Steve Austin is Still Alive??
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Sex is Even More Fun When There’s a Women Involvedm and Thats a Fact
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Carnie Wilson Talks About Being a Fat Whore
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Check Out the Hottest Spring Break Bikini Pictures…
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Here’s a Hip Hop Mix By a Reader for You To Listen To
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Oprah Gained 100 Pounds and I Still Fuck Her
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Some Hot Myspace pics of Some Slut Named Daniela Pane
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Here are the 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos
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Her Name is Sarah Shahi and She’s Fucking Hot
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Top 10 Topless Prostitutes in Movies
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Some Paparazzi Sues X17 – Nice
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An Amazing Bathroom Stink Bomb Prank
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Pete Wentz is a Cross Dresser and Molests Children Through Song…
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Get the Green Lights Everytime You Drive
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This is What Happens When You Wear a Skrit
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Girlfriend Feels Like a Whore, and She Should
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I Can’t Spell This Chicks Name, But She’s Wearing a Bikini
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More Porn than You’ll Know What to Do with. That’s Alot
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And Now, an Armless DJ
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Kristen Cavalarri vs Lauren Conrad – Let the Games Begin
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Ashley Simpsons Trout Mouth
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Remote Control Women, Now Were Talking
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Jewno – The Alternate Version
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Let’s Ghost Ride a TANK!!
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I Don’t Know Where Jewel Have Been but She’s Lookin Hot
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Fun with Lego, Because You Live at Home and Still Play with Toys
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The Whores Next Door Are Eating Ice Cream
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Petra Nemcova is Wearing Lingerie
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You Stay Classy Baby
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET
Some Asian Lookin’ Tits
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FROM THE FORUM
Paradise Lost
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Waste Your Day with These Cartoon Flash Games
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One of the Whores From Rock of Love 2
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Paris Hilton’s Ass
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The Garage Door Mishap
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Twin Sisters Angel and Ashley Long
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Tania is a Lovely Teen
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The Teenagers – Reality Check
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Fat Joe – Elephant in the Room
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Christina Aguilera – Back to Basics
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Method Man – 4:21 Day After
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Van Morrison – TB Sheets
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Cheech and Chong – Sleeping Beauty
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Random amateurs
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Jared might be gay
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We love Oreos
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Monkey that sucks dicks
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Blogging for Dummies…a Book I Should Have Written because I am Dumb…
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The Sexual Key
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