So it turns out that the paparazzi do not like the little guy and are trying to stomp me out. I have been getting attacked by these fuckers for the last 2 years but a lot more often in the last 2 months. The future of celebrity blogs is pretty much over for anyone who makes less than 10,000 dollars a month (me) because these agencies charge you 5,000 for access to their pictures a month, or they charge you for each picture used which can be upwards of 20,000 dollars for one post. Totally insane it seems, but all my pictures are emailed to me, so I only assume they belong to the person who emails me but it turns out that these paparazzi agencies like to think they belong to them. I always remove the pictures when I get a warning because I honestly just assume they are free for me to do my commentary to since they are found objects and since I don’t want to mess with evil people, it’s easier to just trust their evil word.
Today I got a fuckin’ invoice from one of the agencies for 55,000 dollars:
To Whom it May Concern
We are writing you because it seems we are having a continuous
problem with your use of our pictures on your site, illegally. We have attached an invoice with total amount due up to this point for the pictures you have used. You must pay this amount within the next 30 day or we will take further legal actions.
You may contact Nicolas at 323-833-7042 if you have any further questions.Thanks
Jamie
Flynet Pictures LLC
This was my response:
To whom it may concern,
I never contracted images from your company and have no working business relationship with Flynet LLC. I have no idea what images you are referencing and invoicing me for, however I can assure you that these images were never purchased from your company. This invoice is not valid and has wrongfully issued to drunkenstepfather.com.
However, I am glad you reached out because I have linked FlynetOnline.com and sent 6,000 clicks at a rate of 100 dollars per click, amounting to 60,000 dollars.
Attached you will find the invoice,
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
This isn’t the end of the site, no one can bring me down, but they are fucking trying. I can’t afford to fight this shit so I may have to change the format of the site so if anyone has exclusive pics of celebs, or goes out in LA and snaps pics and gives them to me, I will give you presents and by presents I mean nude pics of my wife, which aren’t exactly a treat but they are the best I can do.
Here are my links:
Jennifer Aniston Poses With Ass Cracks…Everyone Click This Fuckin’ Link….
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Vanity Fair’s Senior Citizen Exclusive!!
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And Now, The Best 30 Seconds of Your Day
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Undo Your Mom’s Bra With One Hand
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Paris Hilton Busts Up Her Already Busted Face
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Nip Slips With the Stars
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Use This to Find Sex,Cause You Need all The Help You Can Get
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Hello Elsa Benitez and your Nakedness
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What the Fuck Did Lara Flynn Boyle Do to Her Face?
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Something You Can Never Have because You Don’t Leave Your House
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Start Your Week Off Right with a Sex Show
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Fat Man Eats 5 Double Cheeseburgers
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Obama Girl Versus Hilary Girl Cry for Fame
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Top 10 Big Breasted Weather Girls
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A Reader Wants to Know if This is Sarah Silverman
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If IT’s High Res Enough, I Guess She’s Not REALLY Naked, But Whatever
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Well, It’s Official, I Am Moving to Isreal
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Whoever Told You Sex Was More Fun Alone Was Wrong
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Why Can’t Every Cancer Survivor Look Like Kylie Minogue?
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Rock of Love 2: Gangbangin’ Daisy
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I Am Pretty Sure Madonna Could Kick The Shit Out of Both You and Me
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Whoa! Time For Some More Surgey Janice Dickenson’s Ass
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Turn Your PC Into a Media Host for Your PS3
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Brenda Walsh is Still Alive?
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Porn Galore Cheaper than a Whore
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More Face Plants Off the Pole
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Remote Control Sex!
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Make a Ketchup Bottle Explode!
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A Little Bit of Christy Hemme
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Some Vibrator Pleasure, For Her and Your Pleasure
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Jessica Alba is Massive
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Jessica Simpson is in the Hospital
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Next Time I Wear a Suit (Prolly at my Funeral) I Am Going To Wear This Tie
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Luscious Perscilla is a Hustler
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Heather Mills is a Really Respectable Women
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Lindsey Lohan to Kill Sharon Tate All Over Again
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Some Music Video From Some Country I’ve Never Been To That I Think Is Funny
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If THis Was Me, I Would Have Slugged the Bitch
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SNL Hates AShley Simpson and I Hate SNL
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Nekkid Bowling!!
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Candice Michelle Gives a Nude Lap Dance
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She’s Got Amy Winehouse Eyes
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Reader James Leary Does Standup
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Krystal Forscutt is Monday’s Pick Me Up
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET
Some Girl’s Homemade Nudes
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Some Sluts Tits
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FROM THE FORUM:
The Kooks – Konk
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Kaki King – Until We Felt red
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Papa Roach – Infest
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The Raconteurs – LIVE in Chicago
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Moby – Hotel
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Metric – Grow Up and Blow Away
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Yelle – Pop-Up
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Neil Young – Greatest Hits
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The Cure – Mixed Up
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King Crimson – 1972
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The 5th Element OST
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Dance With Me OST
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Westward 2 Heroes of the Frontier
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Paragon Partition Manager 9.0 Pro
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Slightly Used Rubber Fist for Sale
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Nikie Feels Herself
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Young With Big Tits
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Ass for dayyyyys
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Elbow – Asleep in the Back
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The Runaways
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Kenny G – Paradise
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The Kills – Midnight Boom
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Evanescence – Anywhere but Home
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Marvin Gaye’s Greatest Hits
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Steve Aoiki – Pillowface
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Paul McCartney – Back in the World
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Fatboy Slim – Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars
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Dont spend your raise
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Teach Yourself HTML in 10 minutes
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Your Old and Have a Small Penis
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Falcon Punch!!
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Meagan Foxx = Foxxy
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Goh Feels Herself
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Liana Shevchenko is HOTT!
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Random Amatuers
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More Young and Top Heavy
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Teachers having Sex With Students
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