I made a lot of enemies this weekend as I set out to do. I don’t remember much of it but I know that I brought some people down a couple notches because I hate seeing people have a good time. I am an asshole and for some reason kept thinking how good it would have been if I videotaped the whole thing… instead of trying to write it and remember it. I could be the next Alex Trebek or some shit, but with strippers and drunks. The truth is I don’t have the boyish good looks to make me look like like I’m just an asshole for good times, but instead look like some alcoholic on some kind of rampage that belongs institutionalized.
I guess it doesn’t matter….but I’d like to apologize to the stripper who I told was too fat to get naked for money and the other stripper who I asked if she was going to slap me with her dick if I got a private dance with her because she was a little too tough to be a girl. Unfortunately, they were crackhead strippers and probably don’t have a computer or even a place to call home…
Here are my links:
Miranda Kerr’s Breasts Are Perfect
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Global Warming Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot
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Alicia Keys Hates White People, And Looks Good Doing It and By Good I Mean Not Very Good…
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J.K Rowlands Tit Slip Was Saved By a Grab
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Looking At These Sluts Now This is About As Close As You Will Get to These Sluts
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Hide Your Stash in a Ford Truck, Just In Case
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Some Sexy Chicks Play Ball
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If It Will Help You Get Laid, It’s Worth IT
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America’s Next Top Whore
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Anna Barros Gallery
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Some Beauty Pageant Pics for You to Make Love To Yourself With…
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Amy Winehouse Is Gonna Make a Fine Parent
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Ashley Simpson Possibly Knocked Up?
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Fine Girls to Fuck
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Vagina Workshop
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Get Yourself Some Webcam Sluts to Do Webcam Things For Free
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When Did Kate Beckinsale Get So Hot?
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Heidi Montag Launches Her New Classy Clothing Line More Pics
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Find The Best Porn on The Net
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Man, 2 Live Crew Needs to Do a Reunion Tour
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Hot Bikini Ass Video
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Tube Top Pilates
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Penny Lancaster is Topless
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Jedi Baseball. Two of the Most Loser Things You Love Rolled into One
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Now THATS What I Call a Running Outfit
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Rock of Love – And The Winner Is….
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Crotchless Pants??
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Some Russian Sluts to Start the Week Off Right
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Leah Stands Around in Her Undies
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Marissa Miller Showing Some Cleavage….
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How I Long for the Old Days
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Some Amazing Full House Outtakes
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Dr Phil Has No shame Whatsoever
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Veronica Zemanova Has Got Some Big fucking Cans
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I’m Trying to Teach You How To Fuck
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Some Columbian TV Star Named Ana Karina has a Shitty Sex Tape
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Some 18 Year Old Girl Fights With her Mom About Going on a Date With Someone She Met on Myspace
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Some Weird Pussy Beating Video
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10 Greatest Moments in Pussy Punching History
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UK Slut Lucy Becker Naked Photoshoot
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Girls Making Out After a Mud Wrestling Match
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Some Italian Porn Star Running for Government
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Some Weird Lap Dance Party I Wasn’t Invited To
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Amazing – This Married Chick had an Affair with her Married Father….
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Some Spring Break Girls in Their Bikinis
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Some Dental Product Erotica
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Jodie Sweetin from Full House Has Had a Baby
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Kim Kardashian Is In Love With Herself
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:
Some Girl Takes a Whole Lot of Pictures in From of the Mirror in Various States of Undress
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Some Flexible Chick Showing Off Her Body
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More of Her Being Less Flexible but More Naked
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Some Baby Mommy’s Vagina
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Some Girl and Her Tits
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Some Latin Chick Shows Her Vagina and Nipple
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FROM THE FORUM
The Office (US) The Complete Series
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Foxboro Hot Tubs From Green Day
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Flexible?
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Guys: Shave?
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10 000 Maniacs
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The Kinks Thread
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That OTHER Zappa
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Big, Giant Titties
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Some Vintage Stuff
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Courtney Love
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