I didn’t end up drinking last night because I drank all day and I thought my heart was going to explode, so instead I snuck out for some late night shitty food near a stripclub. I like to go there at shift change, just to see the strippers in their everyday clothes order food. It’s like knowing the behavior of a stripper outside the club like being part of their everyday life while they eat disgustingness emotionally after being grabbed by disgustingness and treated like disgustingness all night and that pain makes paying them to grab their tits next week for 10 dollars more fun.
While at the shitty restaurant, I met a group of 18 year old lesbians who aren’t lesbians yet, they are just sexually charged teenagers who talk about pussy more than I do and they had just left the stripclub that they went to for the first time and they were horny as fuck and grabbing at each other, despite having never actually fooled around before. I was trying to convince them that all girls are bisexual and that they should just finger themselves together and let me watch and that’s when I realized that cute 18 year old bi-curious chicks who get food after going to the stripclub for the first time is a lot sexier to creep on than a broken down 30 year old stripper who looks like death and smells like hand sanitizer in her cheesy everyday clothes eating pancakes after a night of hard work.
Either way, they didn’t let me watch them masturbate together, but if the night ended in a slumber party in their parent’s basement, I can almost guarantee that it went down and not being an 18 year old dude to get in on that is depressing but not as depressing as Sundays are. So here’s the latest from the forum to entertain yourself on a lazy sunday.
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Pre-Release Tom Petty
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My Morning Jacket – Evil Urges
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Way of the Dragon OST
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FLight of the Conchords – Live
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Flight of the Conchords – Album
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Metallica – S&M
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Alkaline Trio – Agony & Irony EP
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Steely Dan – Everything Must Go
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Jason Mraz – The Geek in the Pink
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Naked City
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Ninja Cuts – You Don’t Know
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Ringo Star and his All-Starr Band
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Belle and Sebastian – Boy With the Arab Strap
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Jurrasic 5 – Quality Control
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Triumph – Classics
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Neil Halstead – Sleeping On Roads
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Autechre – Anvil Vapre
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The Pretenders – Get CLose
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Essential Neil Diamond
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The Action Design
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Shaquille O’neal – Diesel
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Bjork – Medulla
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Joh Digweed – Transitions vol.4
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The Rapture – Peices of the People
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The White Stripes – De Stijl
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Scissor Sisters
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65 Days of Static
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Art Brut – Bang Bang Rock n Roll
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Scarface – Face II Face
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Lou Reed – Transformer
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TV on the Radio – Desperate Youth
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Crash Test Dummies – Ghosts That Haunt Me
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Chubb Rock – The One
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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Gigantic Floppies
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BIF
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Chewing Gum in the Sand?
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Puffies
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Young and Busty
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ASS that…
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More of the Good Stuff!
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It’s Ladies’ Day to Feel Yourselves
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Trashy College Chicks Smoking Pole
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Tijuana Cheerleader Sex Tape
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Scene Chicks are Hott
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You Know You Like it!
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Jester’s Wife Like Anal
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One of our female members shows some tit
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Rainbows – Not as Gay As you think!
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She’s Gonna Taste My Prostate Gland
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An Amputee that you would try and bang
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Can I smell your…
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Tag Teamed on Security Cam
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Winamp PRo
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Girls, do you like Anal Stimulation?
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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100 Bullshit Jobs
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