So I got this email:
You really are a sad excuse for a man.
Go back to pedaling the photos that others take and dressing it all up as if you do something more than that.
You are nothing, and in your heart of hearts, must know, that you never will be.
I wrote back:
Mom, is that you? I thought you died of AIDS in the 80s! This is fabulous news. We need to contact Oprah to get her to finance our majestic reunion. I have an old box of Mother’s Day cards that I can’t wait to give you. I have been saving them for all these years in case a miracle like this was ever to happen, but truthfully, I was convinced it never would, but that hope kept me going through all the hard times.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Here are my links:
Some Drunk Fake Tits Out in LA
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The Hottest Smelling Pussy Running Around the Forest In Panties and a Halter Top
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Geri Halliwell’s Nipples Are Hard When Shopping
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Old Alyssa Milano Naked Pics for All the Who’s the Boss Fans….
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Disgusting Dude Made of Rubber Shows Off His Grossness
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Uma Thurman Upskirt!!
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Fetal Scooby Doo
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The Top 50 Universities Ranked By How Hot the Pussy Is
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Josie Maran Sports Illustrated Photoshoot
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April Scott Shows Off for the Camera
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How Hide Your Porn From Your Your Mom!!
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Web Cam Goodness Cuz These Sluts Listen to Commands
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stepTV Interview a Crackhead
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The UCLA Underwear Run!
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A Porn Collection so Big, There’s No Way It Will Fit Under Your Bed
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99 Words for Boobs Video
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Spencer Fucks Heidi Montag Up The Ass Because That’s How You Fuck Horses….
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Jessica Simpson is a Serious Movie Actress. Seriously
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Dina Lohan is Mother of the Year. No, Really…
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Miranda Kerr Has Got Some Legs!
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Pam Anderson Sold HEr Used Panties at a Garage Sale, And If That Doesn’t Define Class, I Don’t Know What Does
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Denise Milani Has A Crazy Body
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Lindsay Lohan in Little Boy Shorts
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Shot By Kern Talks To Some Sex Addicted Slut Who Poses Naked With Used Condoms And is From a Religious Family…Part 1
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Shot By Kern Talks To Some Sex Addicted Slut Who Poses Naked With Used Condoms….Part 2
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Top 10 Geekiest South Park References
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Japanese Idol Girl – Yuriko Shiratori in Her Underwear
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Some Angry Porn Slut
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A Whole Lot of Twisted Online Videos
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Top 10 Celebrity Cheerleaders
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One of My Facebook Friends Sent Me This Stripping Down To Her Lingerie While Video
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Some Mom From Houston Wants Bigger Tits But Them Shits Are Already Too Big For Texas Law So She’s Goin’ To Brazil
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Some Girl Gets Her Nipples Pierced
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Streaker Tiffany May’s Playboy Pictures
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Some Stupid Products from Harriet Carter
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Christina Aguilera is Drunk
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Extreme Ironing is Weird as Fuck
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Some Girl Rollerblading Down a Hill Can’t Find the Breaks
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Some of the Best Ads By Playboy
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A Little Zero Gravity Puke Video
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Some Weird But Sexy Music Video
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Striptease on a Boat
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Is It Me, or is Star “Jaba the Hut” Jones Gaining Some of that Weight Back?
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Gabi Has Some Alone Time
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Body Builder Cam Girl
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Because You Need a Little Helping Hand That’s Not Your Own
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2 nasty woman strip down and brawl on the Jerry Spring Show
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Miss World Has an Accident
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Marisa Miller in a Hot Magazine Spread
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Sue Johanson is Retiring from Letting Young Girls Know It’s Okay to be Sluts, and I Am Sad Because Now I have Nothing to Jerk Off To….
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Check Out These Real Girls
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Bailey Is a Slut Who Gets Naked
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Christina’s Pregnant Tits Are Pretty Much Gone
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Audrey Tatou is Better Than Nicole Kidman
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Bird Attacks Dog, and It’s Actually Pretty Awesome
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Baby Wants His Bottle
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An Awesome 80’s PSA Designed To Run Before Porn Videos
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Tiffany May is Famous For All The Right Reasons
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There’s a New Set of Twins Hitting the Scene So Move The Fuck Over Ashley and Mary-Kate…
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The Empire Strikes Barack
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ROGUE COLLECTOR PROVES PHOTOBUCKET IS A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR PORN SITE
Some Girl and Her Black and White Boobs and Panties – She Has a Tattoo So She Must be 18
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Some Nasty Girl…Her Nasty Tits…and…Her Nasty Vagina
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Naked in the Shower
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Indian Porn – Dot Not Feather
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BONUS – Canadian – Kardinal Offishall – Dangerous Feat. Akon – Fresh New Video