From the Forum of the Day

So I decided to go on a whore run last night, not because I can afford a whore but because I like watching people at work to remind me of what the concept means. The problem was that I don’t have a car so I was forced to do it on foot and it was raining. The only friend I made was some french squeegee kid who reminded me of something right out of a horror movie but he taught me how to smoke rock, squeegee cars and walk his talk at the same time and it’s that level of multitasking I just can’t find in myself. It’s like the time I found out my friend jerked off everytime he took a shit because it was the only private time he could find in his house and I was both disgusted and amazed by his level of productivity. Because when I shit I am just trying to deal with the pain that comes from bad diet, hard living and hemorroids and when I used to jerk off I used to just deal with trying not to wake my stepdaughters up.

Either way, here’s some shit going on in the forum….

———Music———

Earth Wind and Fire – Box Set

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The Warriors OST

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Bubba Sparxxx – The Charm

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And you will know us by the Trail of the dead

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Foals – Antidotes

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Pearl Jam – Three Fish – The Quiet Table

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Miles Davis – Ascenseur Pour L’Echafaud

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Miles Davis Box Set

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Chris Whitley – Living with the Law

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Rollins Band – End of Silence

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The Black Keys – The Moan

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Tears For Fears – The Hurting

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The Beach Boys – Summer Days

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Duran Duran – Notorious

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Christina Aguilera – Just Be Free

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Michael Lee Firkins – Cactus Cruz

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Andy Taylor – Thunder

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Jazzmatazz Vol.4

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———Celebs———

Kelley Osbourne’s Big Tits

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Katherine Heigl – Photoshoot

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Tara Reid Cleavage Pics

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Lindsay Lohan in Her Panties

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———Comedy Albums———

Mitch Hedburg – Strategic Grill Locations

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Mike Birbiglia – Two Drink Mike

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———Porn———

Random Nudes

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Fervor Feels Herself

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Bad Tattoo, Nice Facial

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Hips and Thongs

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Scarlett Pain

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That is an ASS!

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Nella minus the fist in puss

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———Pics———

Monica Lewinsky’s Boyfriend

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———random joke———

How to Stop A Rape

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———Sex Talk———

When Did you First Start Watching Porn?

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From the Forum of the Day May 8th, 2008