The craziest thing about Billie Piper, other than no one knowing who the fuck she is, is that she’s 25 and everytime I see her she looks like she’s in her 40s and I blame that on retiring from her popstar career when she was 18 and decided to get married to an old dude instead of doing the Tara Reid party slut college girl thing. She grew up before her time and now she’s either bloated from her period and dressing sexy because girls always get slutty before they bleed, or maybe she’s finally pregnant and is out there satisfying a pregnancy craving but I like to think she’s just getting fat from eating to much on her way to buy more food to continue getting fat without realizing she’s fat and holdin’ onto the dream of being the hottest bitch in the world by rockin’ a mini-skirt that has all spilled over from when she was 17 and actually relevant in the UK, which isn’t saying much. I guess none of that matters, the real issue is why the fuck I am bothering posting this shit.