I was rated number 7 blog in Montreal in some local bullshit paper that tries to be relevant because it is the only free English paper in the city. I was number 1 last year and I guess I should look at it as sign that it’s all downhill from here…this is what they wrote about me:
Goodbye sleaze. Jesus Martinez’s smutblog, Drunken Stepfather has been ousted out of top place,
The truth is that Maxim featured me as the original pervarazzi website, Complex magazine featured me as a man to look out for in 2008 and they are actual international publications, not one written by people who can’t land work at international publications, who spend their nights at local bars with the scenesters in a list that is really more of a cocksuckin’ fest than anything really relevant.
Either way, I hate this city and have always hated this city so I couldn’t really expect much more out of the uselessness that lives in this city than what I got.
Here are my links:
Poll – Do You Prefer Your Chicks Fat or Skinny
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Paris Hilton Whores more of Her Crap in London
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Mariana Dimelo is a Hot Slut in Video Who Would Never Date You But Will Let You Jerk Off To Her
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Bar Refaeli Posing In Lingerie for Israel
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Britney Spears – Pregnant or Just Plain Fat?
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The 54 Worst Celebrity Trainwrecks Ever
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Some Salma Hayek Goodness
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Melyssa Slut on Some Skates
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Play Retro Game Consoles on a Big Screen
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Christina Milian Stuffing Her Fat Face
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If You Dont Use It, You’ll Lose It, so Try This
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Laura Vandervoot is Filming the Reef in Her Bikini
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Here’s an Indiana Jones Spoof Video
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Here’s Some New York Party Tits to Make You Feel Bad About Your Own Pathetic Life
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The Hottest WNBA Players of All Time if that’s Possible…
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On the Bright Side, Here’s Some Web Cam Whores to Have Fun With
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Sumo Wrestler Car Wash
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I Love Tits as Much as the Next Guy, But This is Ridiculous
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Kate Hudson Gallery
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7 Stupid Facial Expressions of the Vikings Cheerleaders
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Give Your Wrist a Break, Find Girls to Fuck
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Bar Rafaeli is Lookin’ Good with Fatty Israeli Tits
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Victoria Beckham is Saying no to Music, Thank God
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How Do You Say “4 Saggy Hags” in German
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Mel Gibson is on Vacation with Britney Spears??
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Winehouse Off The Hook For Crack Smoking Video, Because The British Government Wants to Teach the Young People They Can Do Anything So Long AS They Are Rich and Famous
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Her Body is Nice. Her Face, Not So Much
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More Porn Than you Can Shake Your Stick At
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Gay Marriage Ban Lifted in California. Congrats, Homos!
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Jessica and the Big Tits
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Amy Winehouse Kissing Pete Doherty in the Smelliest Sex of All Time
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NYU Held Their Graduation at Yankee Stadium – But Weren’t Allowed on the Field. One Dude Didn’t Listen…Here is the Video
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Some Teen Girls Flashing the Google Maps Camera
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Google Map Some Street Whores – Hilarious
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Teens Use a Human Skull as a Bong….
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Girls Strip Down to their Girdles
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Some Pics of NBA Players Drunk
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Some Crazy Aunt Hires a Prostitute for Her 12 Year Old Nephew
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Web Cam and an Automatic Rifle
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Crack Whore Blind Date
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Someything Tells Ne Hanging Out With Kim Kardashian is Worse Then Showing Your Bare Back in a Photo, But That’s Just Me
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Vince Vaughn Turned Down a Threesome Cuz He’d Rather Eat and Drink and Rip Lines than Fuck…It Happens.
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Some Hot Sluts with Big Cans
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Danae Gets Wet Cuz She’s a Slut
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Nicole Graves is Working Out and Wants You to Watch
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Ashley Simpson Looks Kind of Okay in Shape Magazine
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Posh Spice is Skinny and Hot in her Tight Pants
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Here’s Some Asian Slutting Out
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Showing Some Tit
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Some Chick Lickin’ Her Tit
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Some Girl Showing Off In Her Underwear
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