So my readers suck at life but I expected that I wouldn’t get free tickets to events, but figured I’d try. I am not all that hurt about it, but my stepdaughter cried a lot and I blame you. The good news is that some penthouse pet emailed me from some weird email offering to leave me a voicemail of her not masturbating if I linked her friends site. I feel like I’ve really made it and can go kill myself now, but before I do….
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Now Here Are My Links…..
Angelina and Clint Eastwoods Wife Get a Little Lezzy at Cannes
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Ben Stiller Kind of Sucks, But Tropic Thunder Looks Kind of Amazing
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Audrina Partridge Strips Down
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Rachel Bilson Down Blouse That May Be From Last Week, But I Am Too Drunk To Remember
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Web Cam Accident Goes Good For Horny Execs
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Blake Lively is Still on Vacation…Still in a Bikini and Still Useless
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Amy Winehouse Wants to Have Kids- I can only dream that they will be mine…
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Keira Knightley Almost Has an Upskirt
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Some Russian Politician is Pranked by Flying Sex Toy
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A Girl Her Tits and her Vagina Make Their Wy Onto the Internet
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