I was planning on doing more posts today, but I got distracted and thought it’d be funnier to leave you with my drunken Christian charity response making you wonder if I got killed by some fundamentalists, I didn’t despite knowing the dude who send me this email today probably hoped I did….
your life is crap
My response:
Thanks for the tip, I had no idea…it’s all I’ve ever known so I just thought everyone’s life was this bad, you’ve shown me the light and now I know that I should have jumped in front of traffic that time I contemplated doing it. Lucky for you, I enjoy this crap life because I always have something to laugh at. Today, that thing is you. Send Nudes.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Here are some links to all things good on the internet today:
Watch Ninja Babe in Space Episode 3
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Terrance Howard Threatened to Kill His Daughter’s Boyfriend
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Teach A Slut a Lesson For Trying to Seduce You With a Lollipop to Get Her Way…
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Kim Kardashian Ralph Magazine Outtakes in Her Fat Chick Underwear
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Being in a Bikini is the Only Way Jennifer Aniston Can Keep a Boyfriend
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Krisztina Lajtai is Foreign and Fucking Hot
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Prank a Computer and Disable It Desktop Icons
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Nick Hogan’s Faggot Ass Prison Phone Call to His Mom – Cuz He’s a Bitch in More Ways than One
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The 10 Hottest Redhead Slut Topless Scenes
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Ana Nikolic Panty Upskirt On Stage
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Friday is as Good a Day For Live Sex on Webcam
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Kobe Bryant Dunks Over a Poll Full of Snakes
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Well, I Can Officially Say I Love Morgan Freemon
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Joanna Krupa Swimwear Gallery
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Charlotte Mears and Bianca Gascoigne are Sluts in their Bikinis
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Derek Jeter’s Long List of Sluts Who are Now His Sloppy Seconds…
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Here’s a Wet T-Shirt Special
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Photos of the captain of the Detroit Pistons Dance Team in College Smashing Tits and Kissing with her Slut Friends.
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Madonna Thinks of Herself as Handsome and Useful and by That She Meant Old and Ugly
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naomi Campbell is Crying on her Birthday and It’s All Diddy’s Fault
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Ashley Tisdale Hits the Bottle
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Paula Abdul’s Jiggle Wiggle
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Your Friday Striptease
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Star Jones Suckin’ the One Thing She Likes Better than Gay Dick
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Ira Is From Russia and Shes 21 Years Old
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Brazillian Hottie with a Bangin Ass Body
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Vite Christopher Knight!
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Aishwarya Rai is Hotness
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Let’s Laugh at Japanese People Because They are Different and That is Funny
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Shay Laren Hangs OUt by the Stairs
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Tara Reid Dirty Bikini Throwback
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Shauna Sand TAkes her Ugly ASs for A Walk. Nice Legs Tho
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Cell Phone in a Microwave
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Pussycat Dolls on Jimmy Kimmel
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So Long As She’s Still Hot, Vida Guerra is Completely Relevant to ME
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Bandwagon Blues?
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Creepiest PSA Ever
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Naked Naked Girls Gallery
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Fox News Reporter : Courtney FrielÃs Sexy Bikini Photos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Dude Talking about Anal Sex With Cars
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Water Bottle Woman Gets Water Bottled
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Find the Best Ass Sites on the Internet
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Cow Woman Gets Milked
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Hot Cleavage and Sheer Panties in Hot Suggestive Pics…
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Some Staged Tits
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Some Chick and Her Silk Nighty….
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