I guess I am getting old, I just woke up from a 5 hour nap with one sock on and my balls exposed. I have no idea what happed, I was on the computer working on a post, drank a beer my wife brought me and woke up 5 hours later without even realizing I passed out.
I sleep enough every night and it’s not like I really over extend myself except but even after 2 huge coffees I passed the fuck out. I like to believe that the only explanation is that it is probably terminal disease that hasn’t manifested itself yet . You’ll all miss me. But before I go, Here are my links to click, take advantage of them when you still can.
I guess it could have been my wife date raping me for not banging her last night and needing some cock, but that makes me feel uneasy and I’d rather just think it’s cancer, because prison rape is the only kind of acceptable rape
Either way, here are my links.
Some Oiled Up Fitness Slut Shows Off Her Toned Body, Tight Ass and Big Titties in This Workout Video for You Fat Pigs….
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Posh Spice Making Sex Faces
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Batman’s Fetish for “Boy Wonders” is Called into Question
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Lil’ Kim’s Transformation into Michael Jackson is Almost Complete
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Cheryl Tweedy is in Purple Spandex Showing Off her Tits and I Love It
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The Hogans are Still Assholes
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Battlestar Galacta’s Sexy Grace Park Gallery
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The Top 10 Pro Athlete Daughters
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Tyra Banks Shows Off her Huge Hips on Some Magazine Cover
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Here’s a Funny Story on Vulgar Chicks You Want to Fuck Despite Them Thinking Farting is Cool….
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More Lisa Angeline Slut Video
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Find the clitoris!! It’s Not Just a Myth!!
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Sharon Stone’s Cellulite Ass
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Watch People Have Sex and Tell The Dude How Hard To Stuff the Whore
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Cigarette Box Transformers Video (seriously, this is awesome)
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These Teenaged Sluts Stole From Girl Scouts But Not Their Girl Scout Virginity – Scout’s Honor.
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Carmen Electra Gallery
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Anahi Gonzales is a Hot Slut
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Kate Hudson Short Dress/Stupid Boots
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Gary Dourdan From CSI Isn’t Going to Jail, Because Famous People Get to do Whatever the Fuck They Want
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Elisha Cuthbert Looking Good While Grabbing Something to Eat
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Amy Winehouses Complextion is Really Clearing Up and by Clearing Up, I Mean Looks Disgusting
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Amateur Striptease of the Day
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Slut and the City Hang Out at the NY Premier
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Hailey Star Hot French Maid
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Find Girls to Fuck, I Hear It’s What the Kids Are Doing These Days
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Another Homemade Stripper Pole Mishap
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Some Girl Breaks Her Arm Because She’s Doing a Gay Fuckin’ Dance
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Stick Shifter Fuck
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Some Latin Chick Shows Off Her Massive Tits
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Family Needs Education in Learning English
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Dunkin’ Donuts Apologizes for Being Racist Pigs Who Made America Fat
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Ordinary Girls Get Crazy at the Male Strip Club
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Some Chick Flashes her Neighbor
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Some Really Hot Beach Candids
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Sex With a Bellerina Makes for a Good Time
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Some Unwanted Public Facials
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Petre Nemcova Throwback that Almost Made My Dick Move
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Big Titted Lesbian Make Out
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Find Sex With This and Thank Me Later – It Works…
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Bath Time Stripdown
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Sophie Anderton Topless Throwback
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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And Now, the Worst Idea Ever…
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Sharon Stone’s Films Banned in China After She Run Her Fucking Mouth About The Earth
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The Top 10 Cutest Sex Toys Out There
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Doing the Hula Hoop Out on a Wii Fit
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Some Chick Named Lana Gets Naked on the Beach
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Some Dude Named Vince P’s Song Remixed by Diplo
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There’s Something Hot About a Mom and 14 Year Lohan Lookin at Pics of a Blowjob Together
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Here’s a Sex and the City review with spoilers… because I like to ruin people’s days…
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Chuck Norris Must Be as Hurtin for Money as I Am
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Facebook Gangster (It’s an Oxymoron I Know)
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Keeley Hazell Pink Lingerie
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George Clooney Dumps His Gold Digging Girlfriend Sarah Larson
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PORN REVIEWS:
Lesbian Porn Sites
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Hairy Chick Porn Sites
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Drunk Chick Porn Sites
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Creampie Porn Sites
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Handjob Porn Sites
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IN THE NEWS
Some Foot Fetishist Gets Busted
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University of North Florida’s, in Jacksonville-FL, ad campain on campus for new license plates, spells out racial slur.
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Some Swedish Woman Claims to Be Married to the Berlin Wall
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Plastic Fetish Man Gets Charged
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CONTEST
I saw this bitch Julianne Hough on Oprah Today and I Found Her Hot, Then This Contest Where She Sings or you and your friends came to my inbox and felt it was fate telling me that one of you will win – so sign up.
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND
Some Chubby Chick and Her Tit
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Showing Off Her Ass
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BONUS – CLUB WHORES GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOU IF YOU GIVE THEM GREY GOOSE AND CHAMPAGNE