stepLINKS of the Day

So I just heard some girls elaborate story at a swingers party where she banged and sucked off multiple dudes and I was thinking that’d be a good place to grab a beer, not because I like watching fat dudes bang ugly chicks together, but because I think it’d be a good laugh. Instead I am sitting at home listening to my wife snore because I have no money to make real life magic, so instead I decided to make internet magic with some fake blonde exhibitionist from Australia who I know is really the FBI luring me into their trap but I like to live life as an internet predator on the wild side. I am tempted to burn down my house like I was 50 Cent trying to get rid of a burden of a woman in my life, not because I want her to die as she struggles to run down the fire escape, but because I think fires are romantic and can’t afford a fireplace. Not to mention, I’ll have no where to sleep and don’t really think the ex homeless people who managed to scrounge up enough change to pay the rent on their first home in 20 years would appreciate my antics, so instead I’ll just throw up these links.

I’ve Been Pro Global Warming Since the Start and This Video Slut Only Confirms My Support of It

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Some Hot Mutant Tits

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Jessica Simpson is a Hot Cowgirl

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If Britney Spears Ain’t Knocked Up, She is Just All Kinds of Fat

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The Top 10 HBO Topless Scenes

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The 50 Hottest Female Athletes of All Time

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Rachel Bilson May Be Pregnant in Her See Through Shirt

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Christina Milian Black Panty Upskirt

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Mary-Louise Parker is Hot in That Boring Kind of Way

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Real Girls Gallery

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Build a Firewall from a Junk PC

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Bouncy Japanese Tennis Slut

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Some Old Victoria Beckham Photoshoot Where She Looks Bangable

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The Month of May, as Told in Bikinis

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Some Girls Take a Bath Together at a Party

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Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse

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Funny X-Ray of a 60 Year Old Man Who Survived a Buffalo Robbery

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Some of the Best Worst Tattoos

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Molly Sims Has Jacked Up Her Face

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Some Meagan Good Cleavage Pics

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Choose Any Girl You Want and Make Love to Her Without Having to Leave Your Room

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50 Cent Most Probably Burned Down the House His Ex Wife Was Living In and Almost Killed 6 People

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Steven Tyler is a Liar

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Eva Longoria Peep Hole Cleavage

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Lohan Makes Common People Move So She Can Lez out on a NY – LA Flight

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How Do You Say TITS in German? Anyone?

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Go Check Your Closest for a Squatting Ho Right Now!

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Teeny Bopper Jessica is Naked in Her Video

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Some Contortionist Broad Proves That the Possibilities are Endless

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Go on the Prowl This Weekend

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Squirt on Me!!

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The Office Dash!!

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Hayden Pantyairs at LAX

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More Myspace Losers

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Nikoletta Ralli Naked In Greek Maxim

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Anna Lind-Hansen from Big Brother Australia

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Ashley Tisdales Got Long Hair and a Short Skirt

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Tyra Banks was, nay is, Fat and Black

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Former TV Stars Arrested in Meth Lab

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Who Knew, Alex Trebek is Actually Pretty Funny

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European Lingerie Championships

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Playboy Babes – Twins Cassie & Kat Kellerman

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Make Those Dreams Come True, Get Laid

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The Scariest Pole Dance of All Time

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BONUS: Enjoy These Club Whores, Cause It’s Good To Pretend You Didn’t Stay Home Jerking Off All Weekend

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stepLINKS of the Day June 1st, 2008