I took my lunch at 4 pm and ended up getting completely wasted. Some dude I met randomly offered to take me to some brown poo covered chick’s concert and I tagged along only to drink too much. We met a native american girl and it was funny too see her drunk of something that wasn’t gasoline – I don’t remember much else even though it all just went down, I learned that people have absolutely no respect for what I do, but that’s okay and I did remember that I have to post my links – so here they are – see you tomorrow.
Love, Jesus
14 Houston Day Shift strippers Arrested for Doing the Nasty on the Job
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Trailer for the New Get Smart Movie, Because Steve Carell is An Asshole
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Hilary Duff and Her Linebackers Shoulders Look Aged in a Glittery Dress
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Some Hot Pics of Tatum O’Neal
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South Park Mac VS PC Spoof
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Mellissa George is Some Aussi Actress Slut, But You’re Probably More Interested in Her Gallery
So Here It Is
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5 Reasons Not To Bang Gina Gershon
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Fox News History
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More Montreal Sluts You Will Never Get To See, Because Montreal Girls Are Useless
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Petra Nemcova Sideboobage from Cannes, in Case You Missed it the First Time
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Cameron Diz is an Elegant and Classy Lady
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Gay Prank Goes Wrong, and It Serves Him Right, Cause His Idea Was Stupid Anyways
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Wet, White Boy Shorts Only Mean One Thing – CAMEL TOE!
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Use this to Help You Find Sex TODAY!
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Passed Out Party Girls – Casualties of the Weekend War
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Gonzo – The Life and Times of Hunter S. Thompson
The Movie Trailer
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Rachel Nicoles Gallery
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News Reporter Gets Borderline Molested of TV
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GiGi is Naked and Tanned and Floating on An Inflatable Matress
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Sandy Westgate Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Girl Next Door Has a Bangin Body
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Irina Sheik is a Hot Russian Model in Her Bikini
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Leona Lewis Makes a Promise to Keep Clean Cut
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Nick Hogan Staying in Jail Despite Request to be Releases to Home Arrest
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Heidi Klum Hugs a Bear and Makes Me Horny
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Why the FUCK Does Target Have a Movie Awards Show? And What Kind of Hollywood Trash Would Actually Go There?
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Striptease of the Day
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Gena Gershon was Most Probably Bangin Bill Clinton
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Now That’s What I call Making Mom and Dad Proud
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Porn That Will Make You Even More of a Hermit Than You Already Are
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Maddox Jolie-Pitt is Cooler Than You Are
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Sara Larson is Going Back to the Ho Factory is Vegas
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Lip Synching Makes Me Laugh So Hard I Wanna Crap Myself
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Useless Facts of the Day, Which Will Make You Smarted Because You Don’t Know Shit
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Ashlynn Brooke is Oh So Hot
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Rap Battle Turns Ugly
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R-Kelly is Going to Jail for a Long, Long Time
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Kanye West is Bangin Some Hot Victoria’s Secret Model
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Keeley Hazell in Nuts for the 198 278 237th Time
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Aubrey O’Day Talks About Her Tits
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I think this is way too old to breast feed in this awkward too old to be breast feeding documentary – sooo sick.
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The Turtles Caught Bangin’ Shells On Camera
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Some Blonde Amateur With Some Big TIts for the Perverts
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Bonus: Leave Me a Message on the stepHOTLINE
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Some Slut Named Kana on Shot By Kern
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Some Crazy Pic of a Bike Race Gone Bad Thanks to a Drunk Driver
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Some Hooters in the Parking Lot Madness
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Olsen Twins Bikini Throwbacks
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Tennis Player Ashley Harkleroad Is Going to Pose in Playboy
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The Girls Next Door Are On The Cover of Guitar World
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Someone Turned the Movie “The Happening” into Something Funnier
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Some Girl With Her Freaky Tongue
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Girl’s Vagina Spread
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Another Girl’s Vagina Spread
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BONUS – Web Cam Sluts You Can Go Wrong With Because They Do What You Say….
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