My stepdaughter went to some therapist who told her that she needed to spend more time with a male figure to feel more secure with herself because she’s been out fucking random dudes for the last 3 years and hasn’t kept any of her unwanted pregnancies with random men because she didn’t know how to contact them because she never took the time to take their names or numbers. She’s fills the void with cock and in trying to stop has gone for some expert advice, now my fat wife is trying to get me to play dad despite having never impregnated a girl and despite having no fathering skills and has organized a dinner for us tonight that is fully paid and I am an hour late for. The goal is to convince her to take me out drinking and to meet her slutty friends and just pretend we did this sit down dinner to spend time together so tonight may be interesting, but not as interesting as all these fucking links.
Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Buy Groceries Together
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JUMBO SLIP AND SLIDE!!
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Tyra Banks May Be Retarded Because Her Brain Are in Her TIts
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Sex With Britney Spears is Now Punishable By Death
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Madonna’s Geriatric Tits in a See Through Dress
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And Now, The Shortest Fight Ever
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Mischa Barton Gallery, In Case You Had Forgotten Who She Was Like I Had
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More Sluts That Think They Are Too Good For You
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Linda Hogans Relationship with that 19 Year Old Just Got a Whole Lot Creepier
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Susie and Marie Get it On
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How to Bag A Sex In The City Chick:
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The Top 10 Celebrity Hockey Girlfriends
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Irina Sheik Gallery
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Some Crazy Grandfather in Action
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Maury’s Home Paternity Test
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Office Worker Freaks the Fuck Out
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The Number 1 Butt Satisfier!!
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Redhead Dances Naked
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Why Not To Skate Naked Down a Hill
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John Mayer Seduces Desperate Jennifer Aniston With False Symbols of Commitment
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Jelly Wrestling
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Big Titted Blondie Strips Down
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Ashanti Looks Hot While Promoting Her New CD
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Kate Beckingsale is Women of the Year and Her Prize is That I Get to Bang Her
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Joanna Krupa and Shana Wall at The Bank Nightclub
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Ashley Tisdale Makes Songs That Suck Suck Even More
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To Catch a (Super) Predator
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Amazing Stop Motion Music Video
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Teen Babe Show Off Her Slutty Dress and More
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People Magazine’s Got a Funny Cover
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Get Laid Today
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Amateur Shot of Some Girl Who Looks 12, Because I Know You Have No Shame
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Rumer Willis Looks Kind of Hot and By Kind of Hot I mean Disgusting Like She Usually Does
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Divine is Just Divine
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Spring Breaks Finest
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Echo, The Horny Dolphin
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Use This to Get Sex, Because You’re a Loser and Need Help in that Area
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Now THATS What I Call a Game of Golf
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Some Funny Painful Moments Caught on Camera
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In Australia You Get Served Shots By a Topless Midget
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Some Exclusive Pics of Shannon Elizabeth Playing Poker Cuz She Has Nothing Better To Do With Her TIme
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PORN QUEEN JASMIN ST CLAIRE’S HOT PERSONAL WEBCAM PICS
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The 8 Best Marvel Characters – By Best I Really Mean Breast
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Sienna Miller and Snoop Portrayed as Religious Icons In Some Ad By the Catholic Church
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Sarah Roemer at the MTV Music Awards
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Busted on Film
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Johnny Rotten’s Teeth Are Rotten No More
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Dumb Hick Goes Boom
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A Now Retired Raven Riley Gallery Gets Soapy in the Tub
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Amy Smart Topless Throwback
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Dita Von Tease Gallery
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Who Knew Wine Was So Exciting?
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Alessia Ventura is the International Babe of the Day
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Rip a Phonebook in Half Like a Champ
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Getting Cyber Laid is Better Than Getting No Laid, Don’t You Think?
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Web Sluts in Abundance
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Sexual Abuse Ads Don’t Get Creepier Than This
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Some Porn Reviews:
Fetish Fun With Leg Sex
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Chubby Loving
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Butt Divers
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Dripping Creampies
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West Coast Gang Bangs
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Hippie Goddess
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Arab Street Hookers
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Pissing TV
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