So – I have some bad news about my other pair of pants that I have committed myself to because I came home in my underwear at 7 am in my underwear after a rough night, I don’t really know what happened, but keeping my eyes open was next to impossible today. Anyway, the pair of pants I am forced to wear couldn’t handle my weight gain, a huge reason why we broke up before I bought the pair of pants I lost last night, and the button popped off. To make matters worse, while walking down the street a homeless dude refered to me a big guy when asking for change, because I guess god doesn’t think having hot chicks reject me constantly is enough abuse to my self esteem and figured throwing in some stabs from homeless crackheads will really drive the fuckin’ point home, I mean that is if there is a god, maybe I should start my Carmen Electra Stripper-robics DVDs, all I need is a TV and all you need is to click on this fucking links you fucking motherfucking piece of motherfucking shit that I am happy to know.
Never Promise Crazy a Baby
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Miranda Kerr’s Weird Looking Face Doesn’t Distract Me From Her Tits Busting Out of Her Dress
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Ryan Phillipe’s Girlfriend’s Topless Scene
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Some Slut Named Charley Uchea Moons The Paparazzi
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MORE FROM THE DANCING INMATES!!
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10 Videos Of Boobs Bouncing in Slow Motion
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Prince Harry’s Girlfriend Shows Off Her Slutty Legs and Hot British Teeth
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Goes Furniture Shopping
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FOR SALE – Slightly Used Rubber Fist.
Wait…What?
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Samantha Willis is All Right in My Book
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Lohan Got a Job!!
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Sex is Fun, But Don’t Take My Word For It. You May Need This Tho
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Black Guys on a Beautiful Day
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How to Dump Your Girlfriend is 64 Easy Steps
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Some Hot Slut By The Pool VIdeo
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Some Parking Lot Brawl
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A Bunch of Slags Belly Dance for Your Sorry Ass
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Jelena Jenson is Naked on a Bed
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Chelsea Ray Strips Down
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Some Amateur Girl Shows Off Her New Implants
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Some Weird Motherfucker Pulls a Wack in a Bookstore Because This Public Masturbation Movement is Taking Over and Freaks me the Fuck Out
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Abigail Clancy Gallery
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Kids – Watch Out for This Weatherman…
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Becky Rule Rules Your Pathetic Penis….
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Make Dad Proud, Get Laid
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Budget Bungee Jumper Owns Himself
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Girl Make Out
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Burger King Saved Robert Downey Juniors Life
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Marisa Miller Looks Shiny
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College Sluts Make Mom and Dad Proud
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Kellie Pickler and Jessica Simpson are Attention Whores Who I’d Fuck The Trash Out Of
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Striptease of the Day
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Blaaaaaaaake is Found Guilty. I am Shocked. SHOCKED!
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Aneta Heat Is On Fire
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Some Charity Sluts
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Molested by the Crowd
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Celebs without Make Up
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Diddy Changed his Name BACK to Puff Daddy
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Banquet 5 Day Tour (This One is For Lucas!!)
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The Old Sluts From the Golden Girls Took a Night Off From the Old Folks Home
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Monica in the Kitchen
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Jamie Spears To KFed: “Do My Daughter Again, I’ll Give You Millions”
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Fence Versus Idiot
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Now Thats What I call a Wonderbra Ad
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Teacher Accused of Having Sex With Students Writes to Nick Hogan in Jail
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Strange quirks after Fucking
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Sluts or you to Shake Your Stick At
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Malibu Angels Make Me Wanna Take a Vacation
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Spy Cam Office Fun
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Put Custom Songs on Guitar Hero
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G String at the Office
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Chick and Her Self Shot Tits
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Some Naked Chick in the Bath
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Some Girl Topless With Her Boyfriend
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BONUS: Sluts Show Some Ass on the Beach
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Another Bonus: The Term Slut Just Got a Whole Lot More…Sluttier
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