I walked into a bar last night and some asshole hit his friend a bunch of times like he saw a fucking celebrity and I was scared I had been outed, not because I have an ego but because I am scared this site is going to get me shot. Either way, dude turns to his friend and says “Dude, the Mexican Peter Jackson just walked in, go ask for his autograph” and they started roaring with laughter, and at that moment, I wanted to pull a muder suicide, because being called Peter Jackson is pretty humiliating and worth killing yourself over, but there would be something unsettling about not taking the cocksuckers who thought it was the funniest shit of the night down with me.
Instead of doing anything about it, I just drank more beer and tried to convince a lesbian couple to prove to me that they were lesbians by rubbing their cunts together instead of holding hands like a couple fags because we aren’t in grade school anymore. It didn’t work.
Either way, I keep trying to scale down the sites I surf and decide to post here, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I am convinced that one day, I will not spend my day dicking around online and I will do something productive with my time, but until then, here’s the biggest yet most luxurious link dump on the internet that is easier to post than to do posts about all the craziness going on.
Here are the links:
Attention Seeking Club Sluts Here
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Lohan Kisses a Boy On Set Cuz She’s Not a Lesbian
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To Catch a Super Predator – The Thing
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Not to Sure Who Paloma Fiuza, But I would Like to Get to Know Her Hot Brazilian Ass
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Pam Anderson Still Has Fans I Guess
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Kate Moss Has Pokies
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Top 10 Racist Celebrity Moments Caught on Camera
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Kate Moss is Fat in Berlin With a Short Skirt and Low Cut Shirt….
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Amazing Japanese Taxi Prank
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Pania Rose Gives Boners to the Poor and By Poor I Mean You…
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News Reporter O-Faces
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Three Year Old Children Are Stupid
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Sondra Barker is Delicious
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Mariah Carey is a Greedy Fucking Bitch
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Eva Longoria Isn’t Pregnant – Who Cares.
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Strip Las Vegas is Everything it Sounds Like
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A World Where Skaters Land All Their Tricks Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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When Megan Met Misty
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Ellen is Quite Naughty
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Best Friend Mirror Masturbation
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Lohan Gets Her Pregnancy On for Her New Movie
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Some Foreign Filth
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Charlize Naked in GQ
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One in Four New Yorkers has Genital Herpes, You Know Who You Are…
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The Red Cross Have a Pretty Disgusting Fucking Ad
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Here’s a Guide to Geting laid in China
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Amateur Bottle Fuck
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Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage!
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Naked Bowling Looks Amazing
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A Review of the New Metallica Album You Aren’t llowed to Read
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Read This Interview With Pete Wentz Because You Find Her Really Cute
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The Best Shit from Harriet Carter
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Some Really Hot Israeli Actress Named Raz Shapira Beach Voyeur Video
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Get Your Dad a Teddy Babes Doll For Father’s Day – She’ll Keep Him Nice and Warm When Your Mom’s Out Fucking the Neighbor
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Some Dude Tried to Trade His Wife for Celtic Tickets. I’d Trade My Wife for an Old Pair of Sneakers That Have No Laces and Aren’t in My Size
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How to Get Away With Cheating on Your Significant Other….
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Teen Sleepover Turns into a Sex Party
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The Beauty of Hep C is You Can Only Catch it Once
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Enjoy Ashley Simpson’s Pregnant Tits with Me
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peek-a- Boobies with Christina Milian
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Striptease of the Day – MILF Edition
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Old Habits Die Hard for Britney Spears
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Thainee Has a Hot Body
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Lovely Lovely Ass
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This Urban Nudist Chick Is Onto Something I Like
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Grid Girls Make the Race Fun
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How to Hide Your Erection
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Victoria Valmer Plays with a Hose
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Some Chick Named Zooey is Ugly For Letterman
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Gemma Atkinson Red Bikini Throwback
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Kirsten Dunst Looks Kind of Hot, and By Kind of Hot I Mean Not Disgusting Like She Usually Does
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Fox News is Racist
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The Bikini Effect Makes Men Impulsive
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Jolene Blalock is Tasty
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Can Someone Explain to Me What the Fuck is Going on Here?
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Some Pretty Decent Self-Shots
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Felicia Taylor Nude Pics
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Get Your Cyber Pimp On With Some Cyber Whores
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Spy Cam in the Washroom Kind of Grosses Me Out, But Whatever
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Keep You Chick on a Leash Literally
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Lesbians Get it On Exclusively in This Feature
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
Some Mexican Chick and Her Erotic Panty Pics
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Some Dot Not Feather Porn
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BONUS – Web Sluts You Know You Can Count On
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