Today is a struggle, I am hungover and adjusting to being somewhere that isn’t my shitty couch in my shitty apartment and by adjusting I mean trying to bang as many bitches as possible because I left my disgusting wife at home. One of the bitches I am not going to be getting with is this one who just emailed me:
u are so hot but im only 12
I had nothing to respond so instead here are my links:
Britney’s Favorite Porno
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Bikini Super Market
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More Gameshow Fun from the Far East
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Nikki Sanderson Looks Oh So Good
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Adriana Lima is Engaged and It’s Only a Matter of Time Before She Ruins Her Vagina With a Baby
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Kim Kardashian Panty Upskirt
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Hayden Like an Old Truck or Fridge – Keeps Getting Older and Less Significant
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Find Out a Girls Name After You Slept With Her, In Case You’re a Drunk Like Me And Forget Shit Like That
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Tali Jatali Has a Horrible Accent But Is Fully Hot, So It’s Forgiveable
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Roselyn Sanchez Gallery
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Amazing Compilation of Some Crazy Basketball Shots
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The Top 10 Hottest Videos of Chicks Using Guns
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Jordan’s Sister Sophie Price’s First Strip of the Day
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Some Tila Tequila Shoot for King Magazine that You’ll Want to Fuck
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Darth Thriller Video
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Wet T-Shirt Goodness
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Car-Ma-Sutra : The Top 10 Sexual Positions in your Car
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Two Fat Guys Fight in Tight Pants Video
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8 Popular Sex Toys for Men
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Some Dude on Drugs Rock’s Out Proper
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Some Wrestling Diva Milf Flashing Her Ass and Showing Off her Big Fake Gross Tits
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Jamie Bradford is Cute in Plaid, and By Cute I Mean Fuckable
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More Mischa Barton Mushy Thighs
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Hot Underwear Ad You’ve Probably Already Seen….
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Kanye West Manages to Piss Off an Entire Festival’s Worth of People,
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American Apparel Ad With Tits
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American Apparel is Selling Sex Toys Now….
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Watch GIrls in your Neighborhood Get on Cam So You Can Get Off or Take them On a Date
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Samantha Fox Rocking The Cameltoe
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Top 7 Ass Getting Hollywood Assholes
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The Top 50 Most Lovely Cheerleading Squads
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Denise Richards Bikini Throwback
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Wet T-Shirt Contest Backstage
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I Usually Enjoy Watching Skaters Fall, But This is Pretty Awesome
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The Mid-Life Crisis Tour 2008
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Lesbian Butthole Lovers
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Rhianna Looks Hot at the Music Music Video Awards
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Ron Jeremy Never Ceases to Amaze Me
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A Collection of Nude Beach Shots
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Winehouse is Steadily on the Road to Recovery; Shows Up Only 2 Hours Late for Show
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Katherine is Sexy in a Fishnet
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Hyacinth’s Photoshoot Video
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The Ass Polka
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The Best Porn On The Net According To A Fat Guy (Me)
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Girlie Caught Masturbating
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Creepy Dutch Dude Gets Close to the Childrens
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Some Car Crash From the Inside Video
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Harvey Price Has a Message For Us
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Kate Beckinsale Hates Her, Which is Odd Because I Think It Is Glorious
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Tila Tequila Needs to Have Her Fucking Head Examined
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Uhhhh…Rock On…I Think?
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Who knew polka could be this fun!
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Living Lohan Episode 4
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Lori Loughlin is Back and More Bangable Then Ever
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The Oldest Lesbians in the History of Lesbians
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Miranda Kerr in a Victoria’s Secret Commercial
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Chaka Khan Dressed Like a Tire
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Prank Goes Gay
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Remember When Britney Spears Was Fuckable?
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Bierstick is Possibly the Greatest Invention Ever
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Spy Cam Catches Strippers Getting It On
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Keanu Reeves’ Chink in a Bikini
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Some Freaks Doing Weird Things to Themselves….
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds of the Day –
A Picture of Some Naked Chick and a Little Dick Suckin’
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Some Chubby Chick Gets Down To Her Naked Self in These Pictures
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BONUS –
Club Sluts From Montreal Sluts That Are a Hell of a Lot Better in Picture than in Person Because You Can’t Hear Their Annoying Voices…..
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PORN REVIEWS –
18 Eighteen is the Closest You Come to Doing Underage Girls Without Getting Arrested
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In Hornor of R.Kelly – Get into Sneaky Pee
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Her First Pregnancy
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Watch Squirting Carly Do What She Does…
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SUPPORT THE SITE BY CLICKING ON OUR SPONSORS WHO HAVE ALL THREATENED TO CANCEL THIS MONTH BECAUSE NO ONE IS CLICKING….WHICH MEANS THE END OF THIS BULLSHIT….
Use This to Get Sex, Because We All Need a Little Help Sometimes
And By We I Mean Losers Like You
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Relationships Made Easy
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Sluts You Know You Can Count On…..
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Start The Week Off Right. Get Laid
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