I write about celebrities everyday because it is easy and I am not a very ambitious person. It’s like right in front of my face all the time but I don’t actually give a fuck and I didn’t realize that people actually do give a fuck about celebrities until last night. Sure, I knew they people liked laughing about shit going on in their lives, but I didn’t know that people followed there lives. I met 2 girls at a party who had matching dice tattoos and told me that they got that shit in honor of Britney and K-Fed. I had no idea that Britney and K-Fed had matching dice tattoos even though I absorb myself in this shit daily. They went on to tell me gossip about John Mayer liking golden showers, Keanus Reeves’ baby momma dying in a car accident and went on and on for hours. I was drunk and listening, and by listening I mean staring at their tits and that’s when I realized that I am actually a hack and people are fucking losers for caring about this shit and I am a fucking loser at everything but at least I can sleep well at night knowing that I have the longest daily link dump on the internet. Here it is.
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Rio Girls Have Crazy Asses in this Video
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Funny Airline CEO Says Business Class Will be Beds and Blowjobs Cuz He’s Trying to Stay Competitive.
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Tila Tequila Looks Hot in a Tight Purple Dress
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Britney Spears Still Looks Pregnant
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100 Impersonations That Are Amazing
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Amelle Berrabah Of The Sugababes Has A Pantyhose Upskirt
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The 10 Best After School Specials
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This Ones for the Gays
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Hot Claudia Schiffer Photoshoot Video for Allure
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Top 10 Biggest Celebrity Breasts of All Time
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Let’s Travel Inside the Head of Tom Cruise for a Minute
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The 25 Sexiest Women in the World According to a Woman
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A crazy Story About A Man Who Found Gold in a Shitty Property He Bought – Check it Out
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Guess the Celebrity Cameltoe
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Laetitia Casta is All Types of Sexy
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Hillary Duff is a Mess
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Jamie Lynn Spears Has Officially Ruined Her Vagina
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To Catch a Super Predator – Super Mario
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Some Carrie Underwood Video to Masturbate To Because She Looks Distressed and We Like Girls in Distress
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Studio to Tom Cruise: Thanks, We’re Good!
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Make a Star Wars Storm Trooper Costume For Your Next Star Wars Convetion. Loser
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Skirt Prank Makes For Good Times
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Some Commercial That Freaked Me The Fuck Out
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The Great Office War
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Kirstie Alley Collapsed When She Weighed in at 240
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Some Unintentionally Dirty Candy
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Some College Sex Diary
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Has an Amazing Job
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The 8 Baddest Women in Sports
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These Kids are Off to a Bad Start
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Some Really Weird Aids Prevention Ads, Not that You Need Them, Aids is the Last Thing You’ll Die Of…
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Crazy is as Crazy Does
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Alessandra Ambrosio Gallery
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play With Fire
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Moli Takes it Off at the Beach
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Glamour Girl Peach Wants to Show You Her Peach
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Tropical Thunder Viral Video Isn’t Too Viral But Still Funny As Hell
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Anne Hathaway Actually Looks Kind of Hot For Once
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Danielle Lloyd Takes Her Tits Out For a Night on the Town
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Bikini’s, Toplessness and General Nakedness
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Lulu is a Sex Bomb
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Body Guard I Want to Fuck
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I Wanna Punch AC Slater in the Face
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Luna Turns Her Webcame on in the Morning
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Topless Celebs Throwback
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Which Ass Would You Tap
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Lisa Van Allen Is PRetty Pissed Off That R-Kelly Got Off the Pedo Charges, And She’s Not Afraid to Say It
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Krystall Forscutt is Hot
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Let’s Watch a Gecko Get Eaten By Ants
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Go Fuck Yourself
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Homemade Tank!!
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Adriana Lima Gets Sized For Her Ring – Your Fantasy Chances of Marrying Her Come to an End
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Sunny Lane Looks Like the WHore She Is
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Bathroom Spycams Gross Even Me Out, But Here Are Some Anyways
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Maxine Knows How to Get the Job Done
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Suburban Amateurs
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Erotic Photography of Some Chick
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Sluts Who Know How to Do Things Right
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It’s Christmas In July….Or June I Guess
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