Here are some pictures of Lohan eating a burger, it’s something she’s pretty good at because she’s given up Hot Dogs and has been practicing a lot. You should take notes, I hear its an easy way to keep that fat chick your fucking around for a few more rounds, but that’s just because fat chicks love food.
My lesbian jokes suck but I heard this one the other day:
What do you call a lesbian with big fingers:
-well hung
That one’s better than mine, it’s kinda the story of my life.