The ladies at The View were talking about fake tits yesterday and that cunt Elizabeth went onto talk about after two kids her tits are a saggy mess, but Whoopi took the prize for giving me a boner when she talked about through her tits over her shoulder when she runs on the treadmill. I know she’s lying because with a body like that, the only running she’s doing is from the counter at McDonald’s to her seat to get the food up in her as fast as she can, but since thinking of Whoopi in all her masculine glory in a sexual way is my new fetish, her dirty saggy tits and any mention of them just fuels the fire in my pants.
Today’s episode is on as I type this, but I don’t have a TV and still question how it can get past the people at the FCC because it is a fucking sexy show that I like to call Daytime Porn, and I am really excited to see what Whoopi is up to today, so watch out, there may be more Whoopi erotica, at least I hope there is.