I saw some cunt given a free ice cream for her birthday at some ghetto restaurant I went to with my wife because she insisted. I kept staring at her table becauase it was her birthday and she was there with her family and her mom happened to have the biggest, perkiest tits any 60 year old I had ever seen had. Either way, the bitch gets her birthday ice cream and sends it back for more strawberries or some shit, which I thought was a little presumptuous considering we were pretty much eating in the fucking gutter but the waiter complied and when he came back with her ice cream a little more jacked on fruit, she sent it back again for chocolate sauce. Now, I don’t know about you but a ghetto bitch sending back her ice cream once is more than enough cunt behavior, but this cunt went did it twice and that is insane. In the girls defense, she was about 50 pounds overweight and someone you’d expect to take her ice cream pretty fucking seriously, because if she didn’t she’d probably be skinny. I thought it was a good enough story to post, but since it’s not that good, I’ll throw up some links to distract you from the bore that is me. Easy.
The Mini Me Sex Tape Clip Offends the Fuck Out of Me
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Open Wide Cheryl Burke and Show Us That Pussy
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Imogen Thomas is Watching Her Car
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Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Shitty Fucking Cleavage But We’d All Still Fuck Her
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Cameron Diaz’s Cry for Attention
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Martha Higareda Panty Upskirt
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Sesame Street Hires a Slut Muppet
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10 Hottest Celebrity Cougars
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Pam Anderson’s Taking Off Her Shirt Cuz Her Tits are Going to Be on Big Brother Australia
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Web Sluts Are The Best Type of Sluts to Have Cuz They Don’t Know Where You Live….
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Natasha Nice is Everything You Want in a Women
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Ashley Tisdale Looking More Jailbait Than Ever
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The Chick Who Fucked Mini Me in His Sex Tape
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Cheat at Roulette, Make Some Money, Then Give It To Me
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Cindy Margolis New Playboy Pics
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How NOT to Do a Flaming Shot
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Fun at the Mall
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Lucy Clarkson Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Can’t Be Mommy’s Special Little Guy Forever
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Old Disgusting Woman Decides to Take a Dump in Public
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Lenna’s Pink surprise
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Monique is Your Dream Date
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Hot Asian Dances For the Camera
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John Mayer Proves, Yet Again, That He Is an Idiot
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Jane Krakowski Puts on a Hard Hat and Pretends She Knows About Construction
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Brooke Hogan Looks Kind of Hot in the New Issue of Maxim, and By Kind of Hot I Mean Not Like a Man
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Angelina Jolie Looks Super Hot in Wanted
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Dorm Daze Photoshoot Will Make You Horny
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Knob Hockey is a Type of Hockey I’m Sure You Will Enjoy
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Stop the Press! Mary Kate Olsen is SMILING!
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Don’t Die a Virgin, Use This to Get Laid
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SKinny Dipping Fun
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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
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No, You Are Not a Ninja
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Bree Olsen Sun Tans Naked
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Naked White Crackwhores Are the Best Kind of Crack Whores
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Bedroom Ass Shaker
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Boy George Got Into the Country After all
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Nicole Graves Washed Her Car
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Find The Best Porn on the Net, Period
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Paulina Rubio is Oh So Fine
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Kimora Lee is Preety Fucking Unreasonable
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Adabel Guerrero is in Argentina’s Maxim. Naked
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Pee Pee Firehouse
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Marisa Miller’s Legs Around Town
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Sluts Who Know How to Get the Job Done
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Stripper Dykes Caught on Camera
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Roller Derby Girls are Fucking Scary Looking
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Economics – Meet Hot Chicks
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Hot Chicks Doing Random Things
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Ashely’s Husband Want’s to Share the Wealth
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ROGUE COLLECTOR SAYS “PHOTOBUCKET’S JUST ANOTHER PORN SITE”
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BONUS – Club Sluts Who Won’t Give You The Time of Day
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