My computer’s been running like shit – so I was hoping to get it fixed. I went to the computer store by my house and the motherfucker’s wouldn’t let me talk to a tech because I don’t grasp this geek shit and I need my computer to post my daily smut, they wanted me to keep it overnight – I told them to fuck themselves and decided to go to the coffee shop to scope out teenage girls, but instead got stuck behind some dude with one of those throat cancer robot things in his neck, now dude having that shit was gross enough, but he decides since everyone’s already lookin’ at his cancerous neck in disgust, he’ll take shit up a notch and take it out and start playing with the fucking thing. I was going to throw up, but contained myself because that’s just the kind of guy I am. Either way, I am sure other shit went down that was more interesting to write but I can’t think of anything but that shit in dude’s neck and posting these links. The plan for the night is to celebrate Lohan’s birthday with her, only I wasn’t invited to the party, so maybe I’ll just use my wife as a trampoline.
Here are my links:
Web Sluts Are the Best Kind of Sluts, As Far As I’m Concerned
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Prank Call to Religous Call-In Show
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Britney and Adnan Are Aligning Fucking Again
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage . Maybe Her Gay Boyfriend Knocked Her Up
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Her name is Busty Hart and she’s crushes things with her tits on America’s Got Talent, This is the Video
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Jade Jagger Squats To Take a Public Pee
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Chuck Norris Will Kill You
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Jennifer Garner’s Got Some Bigger Tits
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Is She a Cougar or Not?
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Best 10 Moments of Celebrities Playing Sports…
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Rating 5 Famous Female Bloggers
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Rachel Hunter Got Fat
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Hey Everybody! Asses!
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Find Girls To Fuck, What Else Do YOu Have Panned Tonight?
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Go-Kart Crash
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Gianne Albertoni Agua de Coco is Wearing a Swimsuit
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How to Get a New Car Without Paying For It
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Jordan’s Backyard Fun
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Black Angelica All Dolled Up
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20 Minutes of Lesbian Licking
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Pete Wentz is At Least Partly Homo
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Bring It On the Locker Room Scene
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Now THAT’S What I call Talent
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Local Bar Calls Out Linda Hogan
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Shannen Doherty Moves Back to 90210?
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Sluts at the Shot at Love Wrap Party
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Rose Mc Gowen Got Dumped and Isn’t Good Enough to Be in Good Movies
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Striptease of the Day
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The Best Porn You’ll See All Day
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Stephen Baldwin Threatens to Leave America if Obama is Elected – Because He’s a Racist – Unfortunately For Him – No One Cares
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Alisha King is a Tigress
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Christie Brinkley’s Future Ex Husband Spends 3000 Dollars a Month on Internet Porn and Other Good Things…Check it Out
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Taylor Twins vs. Next Door Nikki
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Spy Cam Bust
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Science Fair Projects That Are Good For a Laugh
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Amazing Electric Chair Prank
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Check Your Surroundings
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Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People
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I Dunno Who Cassie is But She is Full Bangable
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Tila Tequila And Her Cleavage
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Angel Dark in the Shower
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This Will Help Even You Get Laid. Fact.
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Here’s the Finale From a Shot at Love With Tila Tequila
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Some Kim Kardahian Ass, In Case You Forgot What It Looks Like
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Norwegian + Brazilian = Monica Hansen
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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon already on the Rocks, And Not The Shiny Ones and Not The Ones That Get You High
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Some China MAn Does a Magic Trick That I Don’t Really Understand
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Messing With Driving Instructors
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Turn a Hot Chick Into a Geek
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Cyber Sex is Better Than the No Sex You Get Right Now, Right?
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Kate Moss’ Ass Over Noho
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Candice Michelle Lesbian Sex in the Bathtub
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Sexy classy blonde on stairs
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Stripper Dykes Do It Right
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Swet Auditions Give You a Look a Porn Behind the Scenes
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Two Dumb Sluts Have Lunch With Goldie Hawn
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Ed Harris is a Tough Guy
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Make a Giant Mushroom Cloud Explosion
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BONUS – Two Parts of Jessica, Some Nude Model on Shot By Kern – Mexico City –
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Part 2
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Dude’s Wife is Naked and Skinny
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Some Girl Trying As Hrd As She Can To Be a Sexy, Tacky, Playboy Slut
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Some Slut Posing in Barely Any Clothes
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Some Dude’s Got a TIed Up Girl Fantasy
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Sluts:
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