Jaime Pressly is a hot mom out in a bikini. Sure she looks like she’s had a ton of plastic surgery, but I am all for people trying to better themselves by hiring a surgeon to play God on their faces. I am not one of those people who is out lookin’ for natural beauty, sure I hate fake tits, but I just like lookin’ at skinny chicks, even if they have faces that look like they crawled out of the septic tank, or an eating disorder, but that’s just because I’ve been so absorbed in obesity all these years that I am earning to rub my balls against a hot pertruding rib cage and spine on the back of a girl so hungry she can’t resist my sexiness.