Selma Blair was on TRL yesterday and she has pretty hot skinny legs, and that’s really the only reason I am posting these pictures, because I just found out that she is 36 years old. I thought she was in her 20s and I was wrong, it happens. Like the time I was drunk and watching fetish porn really loud and the police came to investigate because they got complaints that a girl was being violated or hurt in my apartment. They asked to look around and I let them in because I hadn’t been raping any girls and was just wathing girls getting raped and I told them that the only illegal activity I was doing that day was a lot of cocaine and pointed to my 8 ball. It lead to me getting arrested for cocaine possession, but I got off because they didn’t have a warrant. Those were pretty much my glory days.