My wife got wasted for the first time in a long time, she was out drinking vodka with one of her friends celebrating the 4th of July, she’s a little slow because not only is she a week late, but she’s also not American. I thought it was going to be a really nice change of pace for us, since I am usually the only drunk one in the house and I figured it’d be fun to have my wife drunk with me, I just thought we’d get along better and she’d stop her constant nagging and we’d be able to joke around for a change and she’d be too drunk to complain about my inadequacies. I was wrong.
About 3 minutes after walking in the door, she went off about how I am a pussy and how I bully girls and how I am a disgusting person who doesn’t turn her on because I am a little man with a little penis and the thought of me fucking her makes her want to throw up, which she did end up doing shorty after. She said other hurtful things I don’t remember because I was drunk and I black out now, which turns out to be a good thing, I do remember ending up in a wresting match and her winning and me sleeping on the couch with a broken rib and a whole lot of shame, but here I am hungover and bringing you the links. I am nice like that…..
Sienna Miller KIssing Her New Married Boyfriend Topless Preview
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Cancel All You Plans (Like You Have Any Anyways) and Take the Phone Off the Hook While These Girls Take Their Clothes Off….
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Hot Girl From New York of the Day
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Suicide Girl Radeo is a Barely Legal Miley…
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$132 for This Slutty Trash?
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Krystal Forscutt Topless In Zoo
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Selma Blair Has Nipples. Maybe
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Some Slut Named Emily Blunt is Single
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One Man Beat Boxing Band, Because Beatboxing is Fucking Annoying…
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Catherine Zeta Jones Flashes Her Panties
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The Top 10 Wii Sluts Ever
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Famous People Who Have Lost it All
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The 10 Hottest Topless Mastubation Movie Scenes
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Eva Longoria and Her Pussy Peak….
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Tina Fey Showing Off Her Hot (Disgusting) Tits
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Jessica Simpson Having an Orgasm….
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Some Jessica Simpson Chick Sucking Her Boyfriend’s Dick Pictures…She’s Not the Real One…
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One Way To Weed out the Weak….
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20 of the Hottest Chicks Dressed Like Faye Valentine
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Read Some Music Reviews
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Some of Miss July for Playboy’s Personal Pics
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Kira Miro Does July, 2008 MAN Magazine
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Nice Dress Mister…
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Troll Wedding of the Year?
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Selena Gomez is the Next Piece of Disney Jailbait
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Coco’s Rack is All American and All Silicone
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10 Lazy Video Game Cliches
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Inguna Butane is Fully Fuckable
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Truck Versus Parked Cars
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Gangster Wiggles
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Find Girls To Fuck, and Stop Being Pathetic
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Bik Ramo in the Water Goes Wrong
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Wife Nude in Nature
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Jessy Formal Fantasy
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Brookw Hogan, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Test Roll Goes Wrong
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Pretty Good Wheel Chair Prank
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Station Striptease
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Use This and Get Some
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Striptease of the Day
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Wino Left Something Behind, and It Ain’t Her Purse
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Ildinia Looks Amazing in Her Lingerie
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Girl Gets Beatdown
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Some Space Shuttle Shit That is Pretty Rad
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Talent Show Nipple Slip
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Luciana Salazar in Gente Magazine
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John Mayer Enjoys Groupie Sex
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Jennifer Ellison can’t escape NUTS
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What is is Called if It’s Not Called Doggystyle?
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Molotov Cocktail Test Subject
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Playboy Babe – April Ireland
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Backstage is Always More Interesting
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Solve Rubik’s Cube in 88 seconds…Blindfolded!
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Hi-Def Gagging. Yes, You Read that Right
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Porn Company Boss Claims Victory in Hendrix Sex Tape Battle
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