My quest for sobriety has come taken a small detour and I blame the bottle of vodka I just finished. I was asked by someone the other night at 4 am, how I manage to write blogs while wasted when they have a hard enough time just checking myspace/facebook, I asked them if they’ve ever read my site, because I haven’t, but assume it’s some pretty messy shit to struggle through, part of the reason I have 5 readers.
I guess the more you drink the less you care when I get back on my sobriety kick, in the next 6-8 years, maybe I’ll be amazed with how much I’ve done drunk in my life, like driving my neighbor’s car to the local park to pretend to masturbate hoping to get caught so that I don’t have to go back home to my shitty life and can enjoy free livin’ in prison.
Either way
Now here are my links and they are all amazing, so watch out.
Your Monday Slut Fix
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Can’t A Bitch Enter A Peen Sucking Contest Without Getting Arrested?!
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Extreme Duck Hunt
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God Damn Alyssa Milano is Fine
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More Paris Hilton Pregnacy Rumors…Disgusting…
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Sandy Moelling Panty Upskirt In Concert
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Is Anyone as Excited for Dark Night As I Am?
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Which Drunk Tits do you Choose…
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The Best in Celebrity Nipple Slips
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Jessica Simpson Spreads Her Legs Open for You
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The 10 Greatest Wardrobe Malfunctions of All Time
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Big Tits Talking
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The Ten Hottest French Women Of All Time
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The History of Nereida, Ronaldo’s Recently Dumped Hot, Topless Girlfriend
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Rube Goldberg Cocktail Creator
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Kathy Lee Ruins the Best Invention Ever, Because She is Disgusting
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Kelly Brooke in Latex
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Wanna Be Shaq Wants to Jump Over an Escalade
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Some Squared Jawed Actress and her Nice Round TIts
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Melanie Brown and Her Brown Baby TIts…
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Phoebe Prices Mom Is Her Only Fan Because She Has No Choice
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Ashley Tisdale Kind of Looks Like a Hot Secretary and Except for the Hot Part….
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Jay-Z Ordered Watermelon Shaped Breasts for Obvious Reasons
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Some Vagina Wax Ad
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Things That Must Die
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Salma Hayek And Her Big Tits and the Thing That Sucks Them
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Angelina Jolie’s Lawyers Bought Her Kids Some URLs
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Her Name is Jennifer Korbin and You Will Want to Fuck Her
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Are you “THAT” Guy?
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Extreme Makeover Homeless Edition
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Nasty Army Dyke
GOSome Chick, Her Tits and A Vagina
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The Greatest Office Prank EVER!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Will It Blend? – The iPhone 3G
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It’s All in a Days Work for This Drunken Soccer Ref
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Skateboarder Smackdown
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Abby Winters Backstage Fun
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Carli Banks Follow the Arrow
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I Decide Whether This Bitch is Hot or Not, But she’s Showing Her Meat, So Whatever
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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Horny Brunette Angelica Heart
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Asian Girl BEatdown
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Sexy Sandy Summers
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Celebrity Bar Fight!!!
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Janice Dickinson Is an Angel from Heaven
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If You Can’t Beat Em, Join Em!
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CSI: Scooby Doo
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Khloe Kardashian is Going to Jail
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Bullet Stopped By Teens Braces
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Korean Baseball Brawl
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Ana Ivanovic Looking Hot In French FHM Magazine
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Los Angeles Hot Slut of the Day
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