stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

Dear Jesus,

I am an American first and an avid reader second. As your are probably aware, in America nothing we do is our fault, it is someone else’s fault, and my recent relapse into strippers, cocaine, and alcohol can only be the result of one thing: your blog (or whatever the hell its called). I am convinced that by you posting pictures of naked females, I am required to visit your site daily, and furthermore reading about your exotic adventures in bathrooms and college afterbar party’s complete with drugs and alcohol, I have relapsed into such behavior. Therefore, I am doing the American thing and suing your for something, I haven’t figured out what yet because I am a little high right now, but trust me, I will be looking for compensation.

Considering you are an American, I was impressed to see that you knew how to write and use email. Someone told me that 40 percent of Americans are illiterate and I thought those were the people coming to the site. Also, I embrace this lawsuit, despite it not being something high profile that would put me on the map, since you’re not Lohan, but because it means I have made a difference in someone’s life. I think everyone is so uptight in this fast paced world and forget the best times of their lives were back in college, before kids and wives and mortgages, where they’d get so fucked up they’d wake up next to girls they didn’t know and wish they never met because the stink of their pussy takes days to get out of their pubic hair.

Drugs, alcohol and strippers don’t lead to a productive life to society, but society is depressing and who needs to be productive and fit in when you’re too busy having a good fuckin’ time. Congrats on your new found life, because it sounds fun and I’ll see you in court motherfucker.

Here are my links…



Waffle House Wedding

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Who Wants to Bang Miley Cyrus’ Mom?

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Mini Bike Fun

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Lohan’s Tits on the Set of Her New Movie

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Example #34561930756 of Why Jennifer Lopez is a Supreme Cunt

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Catherine Zeta Jones Panty Flash

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Sex Scene or Murder Scene

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10 Funniest Home Shopping Network Bloopers

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Megan Fox is a Sex Jedi

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What Baseball League Has The Hottest Girls:

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Posh Spice Shows Some Skin

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ALICIA DOUVALL took her 12 year old daughter to a Surgeon for a boob job

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Sports Jerseys Body Painted on Sluts

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Miley Cyrus On God, Remaking “Sex And The City” And Her Purity Ring

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Top 10 Latino Dimes (sluts)

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Barbara Chiappini Like Whoa!

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Glued Flip Flop Prank is Pretty Rad

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The Best Porn on the Net, Period

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If Only Tuesdays Meant 2 for 1 Sluts, Like At The Movies

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The Best Baseball Brawls Ever

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Victoria’s Secret Backstage Shots

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Swing/Fall

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Cougar Coochie?

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Crash, Bang, Boom!

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Guy Gets Demolished is Fight

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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Sex isn’t Really Sex if You’re Alone

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Pilot Training Exercise Freaks Me the Fuck Out

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NUDE WIMBLEDON HEGRE GIRLS

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Playboy’s Tiana Hunter

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Kahna’s Gallery

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Playboy Drama – Oh Shit…

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Pink Shops for a New Penis Attachment in SoHo

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WTF is Aubrey O-Day Wearing on Her Head?

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Eva LongWHORIA Got The Katie Holmes

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Tree Planting Naomi Campbell Says She’s Not a Bad Person

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This Will Help even Your Sorry Ass Get Laid

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Striptease of the Day

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Host Faints on Live TV

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She Finds the Hidden Camera

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Close Call Cop

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Megan Fox Lookin’ Hot @ FOX All-Star Party

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Oily Renata Daninsky

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Now Here’s a Little Pick Me Up

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Flavor of Love’s Bucky Talk’s About Her Sex Tape

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Necklace of Firecrackers

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HELP WANTED!

I Probably Wouldn’t Help a Handicapped Girl. Would You?

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Nicole Richie’s Book Is Being Made into a TV Series…Yawn

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Izabel Goulart in Arena Magazine

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Blake Lively;s Rockin’ Legs at Fox event

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On the Job Pussy Play

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Steal Change from a Vending Machine

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Suzanne Somers Flashes Her Panties on the Home Shopping Channel

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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

The Milkiest Vagina Grossness I’ve Ever Seen

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Some Girl Spreading Her Ass Cheeks

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stepLINKS of the Day July 16th, 2008