I really screwed up, as I tend to do. I’ve been planning this sobriety fitness kick so that I can move to LA and become famous and fit in with the skinny people who eat egg whites and feel like their being so bad and going off their diet by asking for a touch of cheese on the shit or by drinking a light low carb beer, but realize that even if I moved to LA, I wouldn’t be able to afford to live, I wouldn’t be able to get work, and I wouldn’t be sleeping with Lindsay Lohan because she’s into pussy now, so I take that failure to drinking, something I like to think I am really good at, but the problem with being good at it is that I don’t remember anything because of it. Being good at drinking is really only about having a strong stomach that doesn’t get sick and let’s you go all night, something both myself and the people I met probably wish didn’t happen this weekend, but I like to consider it success because it’s the only thing I can do right.
I have flashbacks of fighting with an Italian girl who got me kicked out of a bar, of hanging out in a hotel room and getting busted by security who take their lives too seriously as if a fucking noise complaint is a fucking murder suicide scene, of meeting a Lawyer who I stuck by because I felt safe despite him being drunker and more abrasive than me and who I made write Lawyers letters on napkins in the club that demanded the girls at the table cease and desist wearing panties, but they didn’t fall for it. You’d think they’d take a man in a suit seriously, even if that suit was covered in vomit.
Either way, here are my links…there’s a lot cuz I was too lazy and hungover to post today.
They Strip, You Watch, It’s Easy For Even a Retard Like You
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Amy Winehouse Loves Her Husband So Much That She Didn’t Bother To Show Up For His COurt Date Where He was Sentenced to 27 More Months in Jail
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Sexy Asian Car Wash VIdeo
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Trisha Stratus and Her Giant Titties…
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Jennifer Tilly’s Got Some Rockin’ Tits
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Nicole Vaidisova Thick Cameltoe And See Through Thong Shot Showing off Her Estrogen Patch
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Some Guys Surf a River in France
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Imogen Thomas is Soapy at the Car Wash
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Who Would You Rather Do – The Sex Tape Edition
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Halle Berry’s Tit in a See Through Shirt
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Anna Lynne McCord Nipple Slip
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10 Hottest Videos of Girls With Big Boobs Jumping Rope
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Hot Sluts Doing the Dance, Dance Revolution
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Emma Frain’s Topless Wii Fit Video
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There’s Something Fishy About This French Lesson, But I can’t Put My Finger On It
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Another Video Clip From Step Brothers
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Porn. Porn? Porn!
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Some Bitch Who Had Too Much at a Concert is Laughworthy
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Jessica Simpson Got Booed At Some Country Music Event, Because Everyone Hates Her
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Natalie Martinez Gallery (No Relation)
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because If You Think Masterbating is Sex, You Are Wrong
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And That’s Why You Don’t Mess With a Girl Holding a Glass Bottle
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Some Hot Pole Vaulting Ass
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Tennis Pro Ashley Harkleroad Naked in Playboy
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Here’s A Whole Lot of Action from the 2008 Love Parade
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Britney Spears in a Cum Stained Dress
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Kim Kardashian’s Family On Family Feud Preview…Warning, Clicking This Link Will Make NBC Lots of Money and WIll Make Me No Money….
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Kendra Wilkinson Parties in Cabo in Her BikinI Without the Other Heffner Whores – Cuz They Banished Her from the Bedroom
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Shopping ith Lenka
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Nice Amateur Set
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Jessica Gomes is All Kinds of Sexy
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If There is an A-Rod and Madonna Sex Tape, It Is the Most Disgusting Thing Ever
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Bar Rafaeli is Tasty
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Mariah Carey Driving Nick Cannon into the Poor House
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Jodie Marsh is a Fashion Icon
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Getting Sex Just Got a WHole Lot Easier
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Hungry? Try some AYDS
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Topless Beach Hotties
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Angelica Uses Her Toy For Her Pleasure
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Chick Fight!
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TV Camera Man Spys on Couple
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When Celebs Were Young
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Ronni and Gizelle Play Strip Pool
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Sean Connery is a Good Father
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Britney Spears Kind of Cleans Up for Some Event
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Who Gives a Fuck
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A Collection of Full Court Basketball Shots
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Mini-Me Talks Sex Tape
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Porn Star Janine Lindemulder in In Taxxx Bust
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Do You What’s Happening is YOUR office?
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Double You Gas Milage and Stick It to the Man
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
An Asian Girl with a Dick in Hand
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A French Girl and Her Topless Personal Pics
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Some Dude’s Latina Foot Fetish Weirdness
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A Man and His Penis
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