I just got stuck in the backseat of a broken down car in the middle of nowhere for the last 10 hours because I agreed to go with a friend to the middle of nowhere because he was going to score some internet pussy he’s been talking to for a while and he sold her well, telling me about her oral fixation and love for dick, and I had nothing better to do and figured it’s be funny to watch pan out.
What I didn’t realize when I agreed to this was that we were going that far away, or that that I was just being used as entertainment for the 3 hour drive each way and that I wasn’t going to be part of the scoring internet chicks plan. When we got to our destination dude left me waiting, when I asked if I could come in, dude said that would be weird, so instead I decided to try napping, tried listening to the radio, thought about trying to jerk off and eventually contemplated suicide and realized I had to get the fuck out of there and back to civilization.
The fact we were driving a total of 6 hours for this asshole to get laid was pretty stupid, the fact that dude spent time 4 hours with a girl he was just going to bang, lead me to believe he was getting caught and falling in love, otherwise it would have just been an in and out job, so I had to put an end to things and drag him out by his feet if I had to.
That’s when I realized she was 400 lbs and I realized it was good time to address that her “oral fixation” dude was so hung up on, was probabyl not for dick but for donuts, like every girl who tells me they have an oral fixation, never actually has an oral sex fixation, they just like fucking cookies or smoking cigarettes and sucking on random things, the whole night was a total fucking bust because my homie couldn’t even bang her in the end because she was on her period, not that that would stop me, but her gut would, and he just gets uncomfortable around blood, he was also pretty pissed off about her false marketing, at least that what he says, but still managed to leave me in the car for 4 hours I will never get back and that I’ll never know exactly what went down when he was inside her shitty trailer park home…
Either way, I am tired, I made the time to get the links up, so click them.
Amazing Pasties Fashion Show with Lots of Topless Sluts in their Decorative Pasties….
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Mariah Carey Dresses Like a 12 Year Old With Fatty Tits and a Mid-Driff
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The Halo Kid Will Never Get Pussy…
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Tila Tequila’s Got Some Crazy Cleavage
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Batman Got Arrested!!!
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The 20 Sexiest Blondes
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The Andy Dick Trial Video
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Lohan is a Sweaty Little Slut
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Purple Man Goes Up Against The Trunk – Weirdness…
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Whoose Got The Best Nerdy Tits
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Top 10 Videos of Girls Beating Up Guys
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Models With Comic Sex Fetishes
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50 Hottest Golfers of All Time
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Hayden Panettiere Looks Good For a 35 Year Old
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Phil Anselmo is on a Strict Regiment
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Ohhhhhh Natalie Martinez!!
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Bacon Versus Health
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The Best Porn In These Parts
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Samurai Sword Demo is Nearly Fatal
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Wife with a Gun Prank
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Find Girls to Fuck, And Stoping Spending Money on Real Dolls
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There Girls Play Dance Dance Revoloution in Hot Pants And It’s Pretty Amazing
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Skinhead Girls Beat Up Classmates
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Texas Twins
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Sexy Roxette in Black Lingerie
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Quiana Grant is All Types of Sexy
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This Trailer For The Hills Makes ME Want to Fly to Los Angelese, Strap a Bomb to My Chest, and Blow That Fucking Place to the Sky
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Selena Gomes is 16 and One More Year Closer to Being Legal
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I’m Pretty Sure This is Illegal, But Jusdge For Yourself
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Us This to Get Sex, It Will Help, I Swear!!
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Big GAy Al is a Ladie’s Man
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Awesome Prank Call to Some Religious Call in Show
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Hitchhiker Pranks Scares The Shit Out of Some Kid
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Sandy Summers Adorable Blonde
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Shooting Web Cam Babe
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Strip Searched By a Security Guard
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Women Versus Gate
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Remember Allison Stoke, The Hot Track and Field Girl?
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Nice Collection of Random Hotties
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Battle of the Bitches
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Now THIS is a VLOG!
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Vegas Hotties Make You Temperature Rise
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Aubrey O’Day Shows Off Her Oral Skills
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Rhianna’s New Video Will Give You Boners
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I Am Not a Hero, Nor Can I Play Guitar
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The Ball Girls in Tennis Are Fully Bangable
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I Hope Heidi and Spencer Die When They Visit Iraq
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Shay Laren is Tasty
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Playboy Babe Kayla Collins
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Behind the Scenes is ALWAYS More Interesting
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Make a Semi Auto Rubber Band Gun With Chopsticks
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BMW Uses a 15 Year Old Girl To Sell Used Cars…To Drive to Canada in…Because 14 is Legal Here….
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Trannies Don’t Like Kentucky Fried Chicken…s
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Her Name is Mary Elizabeth Winstead and She’s a Dancing Slut in Her New Movie…Here are Some Stills….
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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
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Some Slut From the UK Named Peaches Has a Drug Overdose
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Some USC Chick Shows Off Her Huge Tits…
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Some Pussy Cat Audition Pictures
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The Omarosa And Wendy Fight Video
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Ronaldo is Not Straight
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
Some Mom Makes a Nude Booty Shake VIdeo With Her Kids in the Room
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Here are the Rest of Her Nude Pics
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Some Black Chick Masturbating Her Pierced Box Video and Other Pics
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A Whole Lot o Slutty Inked Up Girls
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Some Sheer Panties and Titties on a Black Chick
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Let’s Celebrate the Joys of the Digital Camera
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